cientists confirm the Earth is still round. America demands an audit, a drone shot, and someone named Kyle to double-check.…
America just raced hot dogs around the Indy 500 track. The world looked on in horror. America asked if they wanted ketchup with…
Marjorie Taylor Greene argued with an AI chatbot about her Christianity and lost. The AI didn’t even have to pray about it.…
Trump accused South Africa of white genocide using a Congo war photo, proving once again that foreign policy is now just a tab…
Kermit the Frog inspires graduates, Trump defunds PBS, and somewhere Big Bird is being audited. Just another Thursday in America.…
Treasury Secretary says Trump is “going big” on digital assets, right after Trump threw a gala for people who bought his meme coin.…
Texas plans to ban all THC products by September, because gummies are the real threat, not property taxes or a functioning electrical grid.…
Diddy’s trial takes a turn as jurors learn he puts applesauce on cheeseburgers. At least one gagged.…
Trump threatens Apple with tariffs unless it builds iPhones in America, proving once again he understands manufacturing the same way toddlers understand cloud…
Trump cuts solar tax credits in his Big Beautiful Bill, finally settling his grudge against the sun for daring to shine too brightly…