Movie nights and state fairs go off the rails as the Trump–Musk feud sparks an unprecedented popcorn shortage, leaving Americans to improvise with…
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy offers to mediate peace talks between President Trump and Elon Musk, hoping juice boxes and playground rules can keep…
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NASA’s legendary climate lab, GISS, is being “streamlined” into a virtual institute as part of Trump’s new budget, leaving top scientists out in…
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Senators offer Elon Musk a craft table and sticker chart after he calls on Congress to “KILL THE BILL,” reminding him budget proposals…
Congress is investigating whether Joe Biden’s autopen deserves a presidential pension, a prime spot at the Smithsonian, or a day in court. Trump…
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Hooters closes dozens of locations, blaming America’s waning appetite for forced family outings. The chain pivots to a new franchise model and virtual…