In a move critics called “inevitable,” Lady Liberty announced a multi-year streaming partnership with Prime+, shifting the nation’s founding ideals to a subscription-based model. The new plan promises “uninterrupted Freedom” for those willing to pay extra, while ad-tier users can expect periodic reminders to “upgrade for full rights.”
Executives praised the deal as “the next logical step in democracy’s monetization journey,” noting that the Statue’s torch will now double as a content light for exclusive liberty live streams. “We’re not selling out,” a spokesperson clarified, “we’re selling access.”
Early reviews describe the premiere episode as “emotionally charged,” though critics warn that buffering may occur during constitutional crises. Viewers who skip the pilot risk forfeiting their right to complain about the ending.
