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Groundbreaking research shows that the path to world peace may simply involve stepping away from the keyboard.…
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Former President faces scrutiny after claims surface that he returned to work at McDonald's without washing his hands post-bathroom break.…
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60 Minutes vows to release Kamala Harris’s full interview tapes — if Mark Burnett releases unaired "Apprentice" footage of Donald Trump’s alleged racist outbursts.…
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Donald Trump has generously donated $1,300 to his own properties, earmarked for "hurricane relief" efforts — though the biggest disaster might be this donation itself.…
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After Hurricane Milton leaves Florida in disarray, Governor DeSantis turns to immigrants for help with the state's massive recovery effort.…
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Donald Trump’s latest product, the ‘God Bless the USA’ Bible, is reportedly made in China — leaving critics and supporters equally amused.…
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Mike McDaniel has embraced his inner Tony Montana, leaving fans and players wondering if the Dolphins are running plays or a crime syndicate.…
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Out of ideas, Marjorie Taylor Greene turns to her social media followers for fresh conspiracy theories, promising to "consider anything" that sounds "even slightly unhinged."…
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