A minor domestic oversight by President Joe Biden has ignited a political firestorm. After forgetting to put the toilet seat down in the White House, Biden has not only upset First Lady Jill…
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Kim Jong Un’s Surprising Call to Trump North Korean leader Kim Jong Un recently reached out to his “good friend” Donald Trump with some unconventional advice. According to sources, Kim Jong Un called…
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Welcome to Gilead: Trump’s Project 2025 Unveiled Donald Trump and his Republican allies have rolled out Project 2025, a 920-page master plan to reshape America in his image. This dystopian manifesto aims to…
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Governor Abbott’s Latest Act: Ignoring Real Issues While Houston residents swelter in the aftermath of Hurricane Beryl, Governor Greg Abbott is busy starring in his own political drama. Millions are left without power,…
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Flood of Support for Adult Film Star Hits $1 Million Stormy Daniels is experiencing a twist that not even Hollywood could script. Her GoFundMe page, “I Stand with Stormy Daniels,” has surpassed $1…
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A Political Trainwreck in Real Time President Biden’s latest debate performance was so cringeworthy that even his teleprompter tried to resign. With Democrats shaking their heads and Republicans laughing their socks off, Biden’s…
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Will Smith’s Oscar-Winning Apology Tour Kicks Off Will Smith is on a mission to transform from slap-happy actor to the Academy’s golden boy once again. Fresh off his box office hit “Bad Boys…
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a post-debate press conference, President Joe Biden attributed his lackluster performance in the latest debate to an ill-timed international trip, citing severe jet lag as the primary culprit. According to…
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NEW YORK, NY — In a twist more shocking than a record-setting 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes, legendary competitive eater Joey Chestnut has been banned from the 2024 Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July…
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Hailey “Hawk Tuah Girl” Welch has taken her viral fame to new and utterly bizarre heights. After her unforgettable appearance at a Zach Bryan concert and an insightful (and slightly unhinged) interview on…
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