HELL ON EARTH, USA— In a season that feels hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna, the relentless heat has everyone scrambling for shade, air conditioning, and industrial-strength sunblock. As temperatures soar to record…
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SILICON VALLEY — Elon Musk has promised to reinstate Disney+ in Tesla vehicles on one peculiar condition: Disney must resume advertising on his social media platform, X (formerly Twitter), with a cherry on…
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WASHINGTON — Representative Lauren Boebert has attributed her series of controversial and often bizarre comments to her General Educational Development (GED) diploma. The unexpected admission has sparked debates about educational qualifications and accountability…
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WASHINGTON — House Democrats have politely requested that non-citizens refrain from voting in federal elections. This comes on the heels of a Republican-led House passing a contentious bill that mandates proof of citizenship…
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A man has reportedly started identifying as poor to qualify for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) benefits. This latest twist in the ongoing saga of social welfare has left many scratching their…
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WASHINGTON—In a revelation that has left the nation scratching its collective head, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas reportedly embarked on an all-expenses-paid yacht trip to Russia, complete with a helicopter ride to Vladimir…
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Nick Wehry, a seasoned contestant in Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, has been accused of cheating during the latest event. The allegations have turned the annual Independence Day celebration into a bun-believable…
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Former President Donald Trump has promised not to threaten the life of his vice presidential pick for the 2024 election. This vow comes in the wake of the now-infamous threats against Mike Pence…
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Huma Abedin, former aide to Hillary Clinton, is reportedly engaged to Alex Soros, son of billionaire philanthropist George Soros. This news has sent ripples through the internet, sparking wild theories about the true…
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If you love shopping at Costco, get ready to shell out a bit more for the privilege. Starting September 1, the beloved membership-based warehouse club will increase its annual membership fees in the…
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