Washington D.C. – Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has extended an unexpected invitation to Hunter Biden, son of former President Joe Biden, to be the star attraction at her close friend’s bachelorette party. In…
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New York City, NY — The Former Mayor of New York City and former personal attorney to Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, has finally come clean about the “false” statements he made in recent…
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Biden’s “Democratic” Dog Enforces Party Loyalty by Biting Secret Service Members Who Voted for Trump
Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden’s pet dog, Commander, has taken on the role of the “Democratic Dog Enforcer,” using his sharp teeth to express his displeasure with Secret Service members who allegedly voted…
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WASHINGTON D.C. – Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene left her fellow lawmakers scratching their heads during a special congressional committee meeting yesterday. While the committee was assembled to discuss critical policy issues, Greene took…
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The latest unemployment figures have taken an unexpected nosedive, leaving economists scratching their heads and politicians high-fiving each other. The secret behind this miraculous feat? People taking on not one, not two, but…
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Democrats across the nation are turning their attention to an unexpected crisis: racial disparities in drowning deaths. Armed with the latest data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), they are…
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Tech mogul and part-time space enthusiast Elon Musk announced the rebranding of Twitter as “Qwitter” to better align with the growing dominance of QAnon conspiracy theories on the platform. The decision came as…
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Democrats are on the move to reform the tax code, provide universal healthcare, protect voting rights, and boost the economy, while Republicans seem more concerned with trivialities like burning Barbies, shooting Bud Light…
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Congressman Matt Gaetz has landed the role of Butt-Head in the upcoming live-action remake of the beloved MTV animated series Beavis and Butt-Head. Gaetz, known for his headline-grabbing antics and legal troubles, has…
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Las Vegas, USA – At a recent UFC event, celebrity chef Guy Fieri and former President Donald Trump found themselves engaged in a friendly and unexpected conversation centered around their shared love for…
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