Washington, D.C. – Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado has reached a significant milestone in her political career: she has officially filed her 100th set of articles of impeachment against President Joe Biden. Boebert,…
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Mar-a-Lago, FL – Former President Donald J. Trump boasted about his unmatched greatness while simultaneously labeling his former appointees as “idiots” and “morons.” Trump, always one to make grand claims, promised to rectify…
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A landmark ruling by the Supreme Court has just declared that episodes of the long-running animated series, “The Simpsons,” are now irrefutable evidence in court. The reason? It seems that the show has…
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Former President Donald J. Trump once again demonstrated his remarkable business acumen by ordering pizza for all attendees, only to disappear into thin air, leaving the unsuspecting delivery person with an astronomical bill.…
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Republicans in Congress have launched a bold campaign to impeach President Joe Biden over a series of allegations that they admit they don’t even know are true. Unfazed by trivialities such as evidence…
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A groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute of Social Media Truths (ISMT) has revealed that a staggering 99% of people firmly believe that the Earth is flat. However, there’s a twist: this belief…
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In an unprecedented move, former President Donald J. Trump has bid adieu to his team of high-powered lawyers and replaced them with a surprise candidate for the top spot: Tom “My Shirt is…
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Four notorious Republican lawmakers, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jim Jordan, and Matt Gaetz, have reportedly hatched a daring plan to enhance their fundraising efforts by following in the footsteps of former President…
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In a theatrical display of self-acclaimed legal prowess, former President Donald J. Trump took the stage today to tout his ongoing legal battles, proudly proclaiming two indictments as mere warm-up acts for what…
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Starbucks has decided to bid farewell to its vibrant and inclusive Pride decorations with the arrival of mid-June. The coffee giant, known for its seasonal flair, has wasted no time in dismantling the…
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