Marjorie Taylor Greene, the Georgia representative, became convinced that the conservative policies that were in place during the last ice age were the solution to the problems of the modern world. She believed…
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The fly that made headlines for landing on Mike Pence’s head during the 2020 vice-presidential debate has reportedly testified before a federal grand jury as part of the ongoing investigation into the January…
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President Joe Biden was recently caught with crib notes while taking questions from reporters. It turns out, President Biden’s crib note usage goes all the way back to his college days. Several former…
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At a recent press conference, DeSantis was asked about the ongoing legal battle between his administration and Walt Disney Co. Rather than addressing the substance of the lawsuit, DeSantis responded with a classic…
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An Arizona man who made headlines for voting for Joe Biden four times in the 2020 election has announced that he plans to only vote once in the 2024 election, citing several reasons…
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The Weights and Measures Division of the United States has declared an investigation into chip manufacturers, citing concerns that bags of chips appear to contain more air than actual chips. According to sources,…
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A couple from rural Ohio has found a newfound sense of happiness after being forced to stop watching their favorite Fox News host, Tucker Carlson. For years, Bob and Carol Johnson have faithfully…
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A woman from Georgia named Florida Mann has publicly pleaded with men from Florida to stop breaking the law, as every time her mother sees a newspaper headline about a Florida man getting…
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Joe Biden has declared his intention to run for President of the United States once again in 2024. His campaign slogan, “A Scoop for Every American,” promises to provide free ice cream for…
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Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has been known for his ambitious projects, but his latest plan is causing controversy and raising eyebrows. According to sources close to Musk, he’s planning to selfishly colonize Mars…
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