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Andrew Tate Launches “Tate’s Prison Workout Routine”, Available for $299 or Prison Currency

Last updated: Thu, August 22, 2024 6:01 PM CT
By The Folly Times
5 Min Read

In the dimly lit confines of a cell where time moves slower than a snail’s shadow, Andrew Tate, the self-proclaimed “Top G,” has devised a workout routine that’s as controversial as it is… well, let’s say, “economically priced.” For just $299 or a barter of 3 packs of cigs, 4 packs of honey buns, and 2 packs of instant ramen noodles, you too can achieve the physique of a man who’s been accused of everything but being out of shape.

The Routine

  • The 10km Cell Walk: Because why not turn your cell into a marathon track? Walk, don’t run, because running might be seen as an attempt to escape, and we wouldn’t want that. This is your cardio, your meditation, and your chance to wear a path in the concrete.
  • 500 Push-Ups: Not just any push-ups, but the “Tiger Paw” push-ups, where you pretend your hands are claws. This isn’t just exercise; it’s a statement. A statement that says, “I’m not just working out; I’m preparing for something… or nothing, who knows?”
  • 500 Squats: Because if you’re going to be squatting in Jail, you might as well make it count. Imagine you’re squatting over a toilet that’s always about to overflow. That’s motivation.
  • The Honey Bun Diet: Here’s where the honey buns come in. Not for eating, but for throwing at the wall to gauge your progress. If you can stick one to the wall with the force of your throw, you’re getting stronger. If it falls, well, you’ve got a snack.
  • Ramen Noodle Resistance Bands: Use the noodles (dry, please) as makeshift resistance bands. Stretch them, pull them, and if you’re really into it, make soup with them later.
  • Cigarette Cardio: Light one up, take a puff, and sprint to the other side of your cell. This isn’t just for your lungs; it’s for your soul.

This workout isn’t just about getting fit; it’s about making a statement. You’re not just surviving in jail; you’re thriving, or at least, you’re keeping busy. Remember, this routine comes with no guarantee of legal freedom but promises a different kind of liberation – from the chains of a sedentary lifestyle. So, for the price of a few smokes and some snacks, you too can be the “Top G” of your block. Just remember, this workout might not make you innocent, but it’ll definitely make you interesting.

Key Takeaways

  • Andrew Tate, amid serious legal allegations, has launched the “Tate Prison Workout Routine,” available for $299 or prison currency.
  • The program is marketed as a way to stay fit behind bars, drawing both support and significant criticism.
  • Tate’s latest venture underscores his controversial approach to turning personal adversity into business opportunities.
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