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Tag: WNBA
Cunningham Out For Season With Knee Injury, Blames “Constant Need To Dodge Flying Dildos”
Cunningham says months of “dildo evasive maneuvers” may have contributed to her season-ending knee injury…
Caitlin Clark Credits Endless Rehab to “Finally Catching Up on Netflix Recommendations”
Caitlin Clark’s injury rehab has turned into a Netflix conquest, and she’s not apologizing for…
WNBA Launches ‘Bring Your Own Dildo’ Night to Take Back the Court
In response to a string of sex toy tosses during games, the WNBA embraces chaos…
WNBA Players Demand to Be Paid What They’re Worth, Accidentally Slash Their Own Salaries
WNBA All-Stars demanded to be paid what they’re worth. Unfortunately, the math didn’t go their…
Chicago Confirms Sky Is Not Falling — Angel Reese Now Playing All Five Positions
Chicago Sky announces Angel Reese will now play all five positions after another dominant performance,…
2K Picks Angel Reese Over Caitlin Clark to ‘Generate Engagement Through Chaos’
NBA 2K26 picked Angel Reese for its WNBA cover to “generate engagement through chaos,” bypassing…
WNBA Enforcer Cunningham Launches Bodyguard Side Hustle
Indiana Fever’s Sophie Cunningham leverages her role as the WNBA’s toughest defender into a thriving…
Caitlin Clark Disrespects Sacred Sports Journalism Tradition of Stirring the Pot
After being shoved mid-game, Caitlin Clark chose to discuss her team’s playoff win instead of…
WNBA Game at United Center Sets Record for Most Expensive Nap
Nearly 20,000 Chicagoans showed up to the Sky’s United Center debut—and promptly set a record…
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