Tag: White House

The White House, America’s most famous Airbnb, hosts everything from press meltdowns to turkey pardons gone wrong. The Folly Times brings you the latest from the West Wing, where the décor is historic but the drama is straight reality TV.

Donald Trump points during meeting, Intel CEO Lip-Bu Tan gestures while speaking at event
Business

Trump: ‘Intel Gave Me 10%. Now I Want the Other 90% of Their Secrets’

Trump claimed victory after America purchased 10% of Intel. Then he demanded the remaining 90%,…

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Melania Trump standing in front of American flags
World

Melania Praised for Not Plagiarizing Michelle Obama, Even Though the Letter Still Sounds Like a Beauty Pageant Answer

Experts stunned after First Lady writes something without "borrowing" from Michelle Obama

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President Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein at an event
Politics

White House Rose Garden Revamp Replaces Grass with Ballroom Planned for ‘Jeff’s Friends Only’

The White House Rose Garden has been replaced with marble, chandeliers, and a ballroom reportedly…

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Donald Trump and Barack Obama sitting together at an event
Politics

White House Portrait Hall Now Just Trump Photo in Mirror

Trump replaced the White House portrait hall with a mirror and moved past presidents near…

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Trump holding golf club and scorecard at Bedminster championship
Sports

Trump ‘Declassified’ Golf Scorecard, Says Losers ‘Just Don’t Golf at My Level’

Trump says his golf victory was so obvious it didn’t need counting, just “loyalty.”

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Politics

Karoline Leavitt Denies Rumors of Trump Crush, Says Lips Only Fire Rounds at NPR and ‘Other Enemies of the People’

Trump says he loves her lips, she says they only shoot at NPR. America is…

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Bomb squad technician approaches suspicious package outside the White House
U.S.

Mysterious Box Left at White House Says ‘If Found, Please Return to Mossad’

Secret Service investigates a mysterious package left at the White House bearing a handwritten Mossad…

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Ted Cruz, Donald Trump, and Heidi Cruz smiling at White House dinner
Politics

Ted Cruz and Wife Seen Laughing at Trump’s Jokes About Her Face, Marriage Stronger Than Ever

After years of insults, Ted Cruz and his wife Heidi laughed it off over filet…

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Donald Trump in a digitally edited Superman costume
Politics

Man of Steel, Diet of Arby’s — Trump Demands New Superman Film Depict Him Punching Taxes and Kicking Migrants

After backlash to the new Superman film, President Trump demands a version featuring himself punching…

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Donald Trump and Dana White deep in conversation at UFC event
Sports

Trump to Host UFC Fight on White House Lawn, Offers Biden “Opening Bout” in Lawn Chair Joust

Trump announced a live UFC championship fight on the White House lawn for America’s 250th…

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Donald Trump saluting an oversized American flag on a towering flagpole in front of the White House
Politics

Trump Salutes America With Giant Flagpole, Says Bigger Flags Equal Bigger Patriots

Donald Trump adds a new giant flagpole at the White House, claiming that only large…

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Split image of Elon Musk with child and Stephen Miller at formal event during high-profile political feud
Politics

White House Love Triangle: Stephen and Katie Miller Torn Between Trump and Musk

As Trump and Musk go full WWE, the Millers test whether marriage can survive divided…

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