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The White House, America’s most famous Airbnb, hosts everything from press meltdowns to turkey pardons gone wrong. The Folly Times brings you the latest from the West Wing, where the décor is historic but the drama is straight reality TV.
Trump Praises Ballroom Demolition Noise as ❛Sound of Justice Being Buried❜
Trump celebrates White House demolition sounds while officials scramble to explain why the East Wing…
White House Doctor Declares Trump ‘Healthier Than Science Allows’
After a glowing medical review, the White House physician declared Trump’s body a “biological marvel,”…
UFC Announces White House Fight Night, Finally Makes Idiocracy a Documentary
America is turning its front lawn into a cage fight, complete with McGregor, Trump commentary,…
Two Planes of White House Staff Depart for Kirk Funeral, Leaving Government Unsupervised for 48 Hours
Trump’s team is sending two planeloads of staff to Charlie Kirk’s funeral, leaving Washington oddly…
Should Flags Ever Go Back Up? Trump Says No, Calls Half-Mast ‘More Patriotic’
Trump orders U.S. flags to fly permanently at half-mast, claiming it shows strength and respect.…
Trump Warns Opening Epstein Files Will “Destroy America’s Faith in Billionaires, Private Jets, and Secret Islands”
Trump is scrambling to keep the Epstein files sealed, warning that transparency would shatter America’s…
Not a Dictator, Trump Clarifies, “Just a Guy With Excellent Common Sense About Martial Law”
Trump swears he’s not a dictator, just a man with flawless instincts about martial law,…
Trump: ‘Intel Gave Me 10%. Now I Want the Other 90% of Their Secrets’
Trump claimed victory after America purchased 10% of Intel. Then he demanded the remaining 90%,…
Melania Praised for Not Plagiarizing Michelle Obama, Even Though the Letter Still Sounds Like a Beauty Pageant Answer
Experts stunned after First Lady writes something without "borrowing" from Michelle Obama
White House Rose Garden Revamp Replaces Grass with Ballroom Planned for ‘Jeff’s Friends Only’
The White House Rose Garden has been replaced with marble, chandeliers, and a ballroom reportedly…
White House Portrait Hall Now Just Trump Photo in Mirror
Trump replaced the White House portrait hall with a mirror and moved past presidents near…
Trump ‘Declassified’ Golf Scorecard, Says Losers ‘Just Don’t Golf at My Level’
Trump says his golf victory was so obvious it didn’t need counting, just “loyalty.”
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