Tag: Washington DC

Split image of Edward Coristine speaking in a suit and sitting shirtless, bloodied after alleged assault.
Law

Trump Federalizes DC Police Days After ‘Big Balls’ Beating, Conspiracy Theorists Smell a MAGA-Staged Masterpiece

After ‘Big Balls’ was beaten in DC, Trump took control of the police in record…

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Politician handing money to escort in hotel room
Law

Congress Cheers D.C. Police Takeover, Says It’s About Time Escorts Could Get Home Without Getting Robbed by “Real Criminals”

Trump’s federal takeover of DC’s police force has Congress celebrating, saying their escorts can now…

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President Donald Trump at White House podium announcing DC police takeover.
Politics

Trump Seizes DC Police, Tells National Guard to ‘Arrest Anyone Who Looks Like They’re Reading the Constitution’

Trump shocks DC by seizing its police force and sending the National Guard after “suspicious”…

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