Tag: U.S. Congress

Marjorie Taylor Greene reading a Bible in a living room with crosses on the wall.
Religion

Marjorie Taylor Greene Proposes Bible as Official U.S. ID, Cites ‘Mark of the Right’

Congress flirts with identity by scripture. TSA tests verse scanners. Meanwhile the DMV adds a…

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Aerial view of the Pentagon building in Arlington, Virginia
Politics

Pentagon Declares ‘War on Accountability,’ Invites Both Parties to Join

After decades of bureaucratic gridlock, the Pentagon finally found common ground with Congress: fighting transparency…

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Donald Trump speaking angrily at podium
U.S.

Trump Warns Opening Epstein Files Will “Destroy America’s Faith in Billionaires, Private Jets, and Secret Islands”

Trump is scrambling to keep the Epstein files sealed, warning that transparency would shatter America’s…

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Senators on the chamber floor during an all-night vote session in Washington, D.C.
Politics

Senate Accidentally Passes Entire Bible as Law After 67 Consecutive Votes Without Sleep

Senators accidentally passed the Bible as federal law after dozens of sleepless votes. Clerks are…

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Nancy Mace Angry while Sara Jacobs smiles under bright lights
Lifestyle

Mace Accuses Jacobs of Cheekbone Witchcraft, Demands C-SPAN Ban

Rep. Nancy Mace suspects Rep. Sara Jacobs of using supernatural means to maintain flawless cheekbones.…

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