Tag: Thanksgiving

Historical painting showing Pilgrims and Native Americans sharing food at an outdoor feast during the first Thanksgiving.
Family

Pilgrims Would Have Cancelled First Thanksgiving If They Knew About Your Aunt Karen

New “research” reveals the Pilgrims would have skipped the first Thanksgiving if they knew about…

Two people locking thumbs in a game of thumb war outdoors
Law

Supreme Court Rules That Arguments at Family Gatherings Must Be Settled by Thumb War

The Supreme Court ruled that all family arguments must be settled with thumb wars, ushering…

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