Tag: Texas

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U.S.

Texas Braces for Gulf of America vs Gulf of Mexico Showdown Over Tropical Disturbance Stormy McStormface

Lone Star State prepares for possible floods, brisket shortage, and bad storm selfies.

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Law

Texas Lawmakers Heroically Protect Teens From TikTok, Not Guns or Heatstroke

Texas wants to ban kids from using social media to protect their brains. Guns, heat,…

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Law

Texas Moves to Ban THC Gummies, Vapes, and Anything That Makes You Feel Slightly Happy

Texas plans to ban all THC products by September, because gummies are the real threat,…

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Education

Texas Enforces Mandatory Ten Commandments Movie Screenings for Students: “Thou Shalt Watch…Forever!”

Austin, TX - In a stunning display of reverence for the divine, Texas lawmakers have…

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Lifestyle

Texas Passes Bill to Keep Highways Straight

In a move that has been met with widespread criticism, the Texas legislature has passed…

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