Texas Lawmakers Heroically Protect Teens From TikTok, Not Guns or Heatstroke
Texas wants to ban kids from using social media to protect their brains. Guns, heat, and existential dread remain perfectly legal.…
Texas Moves to Ban THC Gummies, Vapes, and Anything That Makes You Feel Slightly Happy
Texas plans to ban all THC products by September, because gummies are the real threat, not property taxes or a functioning electrical grid.…
Texas Enforces Mandatory Ten Commandments Movie Screenings for Students: “Thou Shalt Watch…Forever!”
Austin, TX – In a stunning display of reverence for the divine, Texas lawmakers have recently passed a groundbreaking law that mandates all…
Texas Passes Bill to Keep Highways Straight
In a move that has been met with widespread criticism, the Texas legislature has passed a bill that would prevent gay people from…
