Tag: tariffs
Pay Up or Stay Forever: Trump Strikes ‘Freedom Tariff’ Deal with China
China unveils Staycation Plus™, offering detained Americans continental breakfast, soft pillows, and an optional exit…
Trump Negotiates Historic New Trade Deal Where America Taxes Itself Three Times Harder Than China Does. Art of the Deal, Baby.
Trump’s latest trade agreement triples tariffs on U.S. consumers while letting China off the hook,…
Consumer Spending Tanks as Men Wander Home Depot Aimlessly for Three Hours, Buy Nothing
Consumer spending fell as Americans abandoned purchases in restaurants, car lots, and especially Home Depot,…
Trump Blames Shrinking GDP on Economy “Taking a Nap”
The U.S. economy shrank in Q1 2025 as tariffs and trade gaps took a toll.…
Trump Launches “TruthTrade” App to Let Patriots Profit Off His Tariff Announcements
Trump unveils “TruthTrade,” a MAGA-exclusive investing app that syncs with his social media posts and…
Trump Warns: If Courts Rule Against Tariffs, ‘Economic Ruination’ Looms
Trump warns on Truth Social that overturning tariffs will lead to America’s economic doom. Experts…
Trump to Walmart: Eat the Tariffs, Don’t Raise Prices or Else
Trump warned Walmart not to blame his tariffs for price hikes, insisting the company should…
Trump Defends $400M Jet Gift, Also Says “Your Kid Doesn’t Need That Many Dolls”
Trump says your kid doesn’t need more than two dolls as he climbs aboard a…
Trump Ends His Own Tariffs, Declares Victory
Trump rolls back tariffs he added, triggering MAGA celebration over the brilliant move of reversing…
Trump Attends Pennsylvania Farming Event, Threatens John Deere with Tariffs: “Never Liked Green and Yellow Anyway”
During a recent farming event in rural Pennsylvania, former President Donald Trump took time to…
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