Trump Bans Musk from Clubhouse, Says “He’s More Deep State Than Deep Learning”
Donald Trump has banned Elon Musk from Mar-a-Lago’s Taco Night after a megabill snub, sparking a political-tech feud involving drones, PACs, and deep…
Taco Trump Strikes Again, But This Time on a Thursday and If the US Should Bomb Iran or Not
President Trump signals possible military action but delays final decision until after a few rallies, some tacos, and a weekend of golf diplomacy…
Trump Gives Putin Ultimatum on Ukraine, Then Invites Him to White House for T.A.C.O. Tuesday
Donald Trump gave Vladimir Putin two weeks to take action on Ukraine, then invited him to the White House for a diplomatic lunch…
White House Warns Americans: Calling Trump “T.A.C.O.” Could Get You Arrested
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt warned that referring to Donald Trump as “T.A.C.O.”, Trump Always Chickens Out, may lead to criminal charges.…
Taco Bell Trolls Trump with New Meal #47: Three Chicken Tacos in Doritos Shells
Taco Bell’s new Meal #47, featuring three chicken tacos in Doritos shells, is fueling rumors that the brand is trolling Trump over the…
Trump Defends Tariff Policy, Declares Himself King of Taco Tuesday
Trump dismissed Wall Street’s “TACO” nickname by bragging about his tariffs and launching into a passionate defense of Taco Tuesday, claiming it’s the…
