Tag: Supreme Court

Law

Trump’s Bold New Defense: “I Tried to Off Pence During the Insurrection, But It’s Totally Legal!”

In a revelation that could only be described as the plot of a poorly written…

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Politics

Supreme Court Shields Trump: GOP Cheers, But Have They Forgotten Biden’s in Charge?

In a landmark decision that could only make sense in a world where unicorns manage…

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Law

Supreme Court Mandates Cross-Cultural Karen Training for Minorities

The United States Supreme Court has made an unexpected decision that requires white women to…

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Education

Supreme Court: Students Must Now Prove They’re Descendants of Ancient Philosophers

Washington D.C. - The Supreme Court of the United States dealt a devastating blow to…

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Politics

Justice Clarence Thomas: Sugar High Crimes at the Supreme Court

Washington, D.C. - Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has been caught engaging in a sticky-fingered…

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