The U.S. Supreme Court has recently made a pivotal decision. They’ve blocked the Biden-Harris administration’s proposal to forgive student loans with taxpayer funds. The court argued that these funds are meant for the…
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WASHINGTON—In a revelation that has left the nation scratching its collective head, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas reportedly embarked on an all-expenses-paid yacht trip to Russia, complete with a helicopter ride to Vladimir…
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In a revelation that could only be described as the plot of a poorly written political thriller, it’s come to light that former President Donald J. Trump allegedly tried to officially kill his…
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In a landmark decision that could only make sense in a world where unicorns manage Wall Street, the Supreme Court has ruled that former President Donald J. Trump enjoys immunity from criminal prosecution…
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The United States Supreme Court has made an unexpected decision that requires white women to provide lessons on Karen-esque behavior to their minority counterparts. The ruling, which aims to bridge the gap in…
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Washington D.C. – The Supreme Court of the United States dealt a devastating blow to affirmative action in college admissions. In a 5-4 decision, the highest court in the land declared that race-based…
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Washington, D.C. – Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has been caught engaging in a sticky-fingered caper, stealing sugar packets and creamer from the hallowed halls of the Supreme Court break room. The incident…
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