AOC’s Secret Weight Gain? Experts Diagnose “Living Rent-Free in Loomer’s Head”
Laura Loomer claims AOC has gained 50 pounds in Congress, but the only thing really gaining traction is Loomer’s obsession. As AOC racks…
Texas Lawmakers Heroically Protect Teens From TikTok, Not Guns or Heatstroke
Texas wants to ban kids from using social media to protect their brains. Guns, heat, and existential dread remain perfectly legal.…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Runs Out of Conspiracy Theories, Asks Followers for Suggestions
Out of ideas, Marjorie Taylor Greene turns to her social media followers for fresh conspiracy theories, promising to "consider anything" that sounds "even…
Politicians Flood Social Media with Happy Labor Day Posts While Ignoring Minimum Wage Stagnation Since 2009
As Americans celebrated Labor Day, social media was flooded with posts from politicians wishing their constituents a happy holiday. While these messages aimed…
Mark Zuckerberg Challenges Donald Trump to a Cage Match to Settle Differences on Election Interference Claims
Mark Zuckerberg has publicly challenged Donald Trump to a cage match. The Facebook founder and the former U.S. president, both of whom have…
Elon Musk Pleads: “Stop Calling It Twitter, It Hurts My Feelings
Elon Musk has asked everyone to stop calling the platform formerly known as Twitter by its old name. The reason? It’s hurting his…
Eric Trump Found Weeping in Trump Force One Bathroom Over “Mean” Tweets About Dad
Eric Trump reportedly cried in the bathroom of Trump Force One after reading “mean” tweets about his father, former President Donald Trump. This…
Kyle Rittenhouse Performs Epic Flip-Flop on Trump: From Second Amendment Critic to Superfan in 12 Hours
Kyle Rittenhouse, now the outreach director for Texas Gun Rights, has delivered a political flip-flop so swift it could give a gymnast whiplash.…
Matt Gaetz Steals the Show at RNC with His Frozen Forehead and High Cheekbones
Representative Matt Gaetz’s appearance at the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee has become the latest sensation, but not for his political rhetoric. Instead,…
Study Reveals 99% of People Believe the Earth is Flat, But Only When Asked on Social Media
A groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute of Social Media Truths (ISMT) has revealed that a staggering 99% of people firmly believe that…
