ESPN and NFL Network Announce New Streaming Tier: $89.99/Month to Watch Your Team Lose in Peace
ESPN’s new $89.99 tier lets you stream just your favorite team’s embarrassing losses, now with extra zoom on fumbles.…
Trump Sketches Redskins Logo on Back of Epstein Birthday Card, Says ‘Drawing’s Always Been a Safe Place for Me’
President Trump reignites controversy by sketching a new Redskins logo on the back of Jeffrey Epstein’s birthday card, calls it “recycling and patriotism.”…
Aaron Rodgers Discovers Secret Cave Near Pittsburgh
Aaron Rodgers says he discovered a mystical Pittsburgh cave, but Steelers fans just want him to keep his “spiritual” escapades out of their…
Steelers Unveil “Enlightened Terrible Towel” as Aaron Rodgers Ushers in New Gridiron Age
Aaron Rodgers reinvents the Terrible Towel, turning Pittsburgh’s playoff run into a spiritual journey involving chakra colors, sage rituals, and towel-based prophecy.…
Miami Dolphins Coach Mike McDaniel’s Transformation into ‘Mike Scarface’
Mike McDaniel has embraced his inner Tony Montana, leaving fans and players wondering if the Dolphins are running plays or a crime syndicate.…
Blockbuster Trade: Fox Swaps CBS for Tony Romo in Exchange for Tom Brady
In an unprecedented blockbuster trade, Fox Sports has made sports broadcasting history by trading Tom Brady to CBS in exchange for Tony Romo…
NFL’s New Kickoff Rule Sparks Outrage Among Old-School Fans: “Bring Back Leather Helmets!
As NFL fans settle in for the first football Sunday of the year, the league’s new kickoff rule has sparked controversy among old-school…
Brittany Mahomes Sparks Controversy Again: Is This Why She’s Becoming the NFL’s Most Annoying WAG?
Brittany Mahomes, wife of NFL star Patrick Mahomes, is once again at the center of an online controversy. This time, she faced backlash…
New NFL Preseason Rule: No Tackling Allowed
The NFL has introduced a surprising new rule for the upcoming preseason: no tackling allowed. The decision, aimed at reducing injuries, has already…
NFL Flexes Bears-Broncos Game to Wednesday Afternoon Slot Due to “Collective Mediocrity”
NEW YORK — In an unprecedented move, the NFL announced today that the upcoming Bears-Broncos game, originally set for primetime on Monday night,…
