In what may be the understatement of the decade, former Vice President Mike Pence announced on Friday that he cannot support Donald Trump’s 2024 Republican presidential platform. The reason? Well, it’s mostly “the…
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Former President Donald Trump has named J.D. Vance as his running mate for the 2024 presidential election. Vance, the author of “Hillbilly Elegy” and a U.S. Senator from Ohio, is expected to bring…
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Former President Donald Trump has promised not to threaten the life of his vice presidential pick for the 2024 election. This vow comes in the wake of the now-infamous threats against Mike Pence…
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In a revelation that could only be described as the plot of a poorly written political thriller, it’s come to light that former President Donald J. Trump allegedly tried to officially kill his…
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Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump announced today that he will not be participating in any primary debates featuring Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, biotech entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy, South Carolina Senator Tim Scott, former South…
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