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Tag: Mike Johnson
From Informant to Inquisitor: Johnson Upgrades Trump’s Resume to ‘Holy Crusader’
Johnson now insists Trump wasn’t a snitch but a divine knight of fries, smiting Epstein…
Trump Says New ‘Rose Garden Club Needs Girls and More of Those Good Old Epstein Vibes’
Trump unveiled his “Rose Garden Club” with senators and donors, then ruined the ambiance by…
Trump’s Secret FBI Codename ‘Big Mac’ Revealed in Botched Donnie BrascTrump Epstein Sting
Republicans now claim Donald Trump’s secret FBI codename was “Big Mac,” and his undercover Epstein…
Speaker Mike Johnson Says Losing Medicaid Is a ‘Choice,’ Millions Choose Not to Celebrate
House Speaker Mike Johnson says losing Medicaid is a choice, but millions disagree as new…
Trump’s “One Big Beautiful Bill” Passes by One Vote, Nation Now Only One Cracker Barrel Fight from Collapse
Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill passes by one vote, making history and ensuring toddlers can…
Congress Accidentally Passes Useful Bill, Immediately Apologizes
Congress passed a bill that helps real people. Officials quickly apologized, burned it, and promised…
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