Tag: Memorial Day

Food

Chicago Man Suffering in Silence After 7th Ketchupless Hot Dog at Memorial Day Picnic

A Chicago man suffers through another ketchup-free Memorial Day, forced to choose between authenticity and…

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Politics

Trump Wishes America a “Happy Memorial Day” by Screaming at Everyone, Including Ghosts

Trump posted a Memorial Day message so intense it made fireworks seem subtle. God bless…

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Lifestyle

Memorial Day 2025: Nation Unites to Grill, Chill, and Forget What Day It Is by 3 PM

Memorial Day 2025: A day to reflect, remember, and grill meat until your HOA asks…

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