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White House Officially Declares Maple Syrup a Threat to U.S. Sovereignty

Trump has declared maple syrup a threat to America’s freedom, citing “Canadian aggression in breakfast…

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White House Officially Declares Maple Syrup a Threat to U.S. Sovereignty

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