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MAGA isn’t just a hat, it’s a lifestyle accessory that pairs well with conspiracy theories, lawn chairs, and shouting at gas prices. The Folly Times dives into every rally, merch drop, and red-capped declaration to make America laugh again.
MAGA Influencers Accuse Juneteenth of Grooming the Calendar
MAGA influencers claim Juneteenth is “grooming” the American calendar and confusing patriotic priorities. Some propose…
Trump Tells Cruz and Tucker to Stop Fighting Because It’s Taking Attention Away from His Flagpole
Donald Trump intervened in the Cruz-Carlson feud this week, upset that their argument outshined his…
Tucker Carlson Says Cruz Doesn’t Know Iran — Cruz Says That’s Not in His Show Notes
Tucker Carlson roasted Sen. Ted Cruz for not knowing Iran’s population or demographics during an…
10 Parades That Outshined Trump’s Birthday Flex
Trump turned 78 with a military parade meant to flex global strength. Instead, it looked…
Trump Unveils $499 Smartphone, Calls It “The Only Phone That Won’t Betray You”
Donald Trump launches the “T1” smartphone and “47 Plan” service, calling it the most patriotic…
Trump Launches “TruthTrade” App to Let Patriots Profit Off His Tariff Announcements
Trump unveils “TruthTrade,” a MAGA-exclusive investing app that syncs with his social media posts and…
Trump Launches ‘Baby Billionaire’ Starter Kit: Every American Newborn Gets $1,000
President Trump rolled out “Trump Savings Accounts” that give $1,000 to every newborn. Critics say…
Majority of Racists Agree: “America’s On Right Path”
A new poll reveals that racist white Americans think the country is on track, especially…
Trump Agrees to Accept Luxury Jet From Qatar, Cites “Deep National Need for Mid-Air Gold Plating”
Trump confirms he’ll accept a luxury jet from Qatar. He says it’s for national duty,…
Trump Ends His Own Tariffs, Declares Victory
Trump rolls back tariffs he added, triggering MAGA celebration over the brilliant move of reversing…
Trump’s “Purge” Proposal Shocks America: “One Night a Year to Clean Up the Swamp”
In what might be the most shocking proposal of his political career, former President Donald…
Donald Trump Launches S.C.A.M. Silver Coins: Surefire Cash Acquisition Mechanism for the Loyal MAGA Crowd
Former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of his own cryptocurrency: S.C.A.M. Coin, or the Surefire…
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