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MAGA isn’t just a hat, it’s a lifestyle accessory that pairs well with conspiracy theories, lawn chairs, and shouting at gas prices. The Folly Times dives into every rally, merch drop, and red-capped declaration to make America laugh again.
Man of Steel, Diet of Arby’s — Trump Demands New Superman Film Depict Him Punching Taxes and Kicking Migrants
After backlash to the new Superman film, President Trump demands a version featuring himself punching…
Epstein Officially Blamed for Every Major Conspiracy Theory by MAGA Base
MAGA has officially blamed Jeffrey Epstein for every major American conspiracy, including ones that predate…
Elon Musk Finally Alienates Everyone He Ever Sold a Car To
Elon Musk launched his own political party after turning off the very liberals and conservatives…
Trump Negotiates Historic New Trade Deal Where America Taxes Itself Three Times Harder Than China Does. Art of the Deal, Baby.
Trump’s latest trade agreement triples tariffs on U.S. consumers while letting China off the hook,…
‘Dukes of Hazzard’ Star Cletus Hogg Dies
The late Richard Hurst, a.k.a. Deputy Cletus Hogg, received the loudest funeral in Tennessee history…
MAGA Claims Only They Can Legally Have Conspiracy Theories
After Trump’s shooting and airstrikes on Iran, MAGA declared itself the only group legally allowed…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Shocked to Discover President Can Drop Bombs Without Consulting Her Blog
Marjorie Taylor Greene lashed out after Trump bombed Iran without her permission, demanding peace, accountability,…
MAGA Turns on Trump After Discovering B2 Pilot Had Ovaries
MAGA nation’s enthusiasm for Trump’s Iran strike vanished when they learned the B2 pilot wasn’t…
MAGA Influencers Accuse Juneteenth of Grooming the Calendar
MAGA influencers claim Juneteenth is “grooming” the American calendar and confusing patriotic priorities. Some propose…
Trump Tells Cruz and Tucker to Stop Fighting Because It’s Taking Attention Away from His Flagpole
Donald Trump intervened in the Cruz-Carlson feud this week, upset that their argument outshined his…
Tucker Carlson Says Cruz Doesn’t Know Iran — Cruz Says That’s Not in His Show Notes
Tucker Carlson roasted Sen. Ted Cruz for not knowing Iran’s population or demographics during an…
10 Parades That Outshined Trump’s Birthday Flex
Trump turned 78 with a military parade meant to flex global strength. Instead, it looked…
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