Tag: MAGA
MAGA isn’t just a hat, it’s a lifestyle accessory that pairs well with conspiracy theories, lawn chairs, and shouting at gas prices. The Folly Times dives into every rally, merch drop, and red-capped declaration to make America laugh again.
Trump Commutes Santos’ Sentence, Says ‘At Least He Lied Patriotically’
After Trump’s commutation, George Santos promises to repay victims “if the law texts him about…
Party of Christian Values Confirms: Jesus Would Have Let Him Die
Republicans say Jesus healed the sick for free, but that was before government waste. Now,…
Did Rome Fall Like This Too?
When emperors run out of wisdom, they reach for scapegoats. Firing experts, raiding the treasury,…
Trump Asks King Charles If Crown Comes in MAGA Red
At Windsor Castle, Trump quizzed King Charles about crowns, thrones, and brand options. The visit…
Disguised Druski Blends In at NASCAR, Accidentally Becomes MAGA Hero
Druski went undercover at NASCAR in full white face and denim overalls, but the skit…
Trump Pushes for U.S. to Buy 10% Stake in Cracker Barrel: “America Needs More Biscuit Futures”
Trump wants America to take a 10% stake in Cracker Barrel just like Intel. In…
Trump Promises to “Fix Chicago,” Starts by Selling Red Hats That Say “Chicago Loves Trump”
Trump claims African-American women begged him to “fix Chicago,” unveiling imaginary red hats as proof…
MAGA Furious as Cracker Barrel Erases Old Guy from Logo, Say ‘They Came for Aunt Jemima, Now They’ve Come for Pawpaw’
Cracker Barrel’s new text-only logo has sparked outrage from conservatives who say nostalgia is under…
“America First” Teacher Exam Requires New York and California Educators to Prove Trump Won in 2020
Oklahoma adds political loyalty test for out-of-state teachers
Trump Says He’ll ‘Probably’ Not Run Again, Opts to Rule as Supreme Leader Instead
Trump says he “probably” won’t run again, not because of term limits — but because…
Nancy Mace Promises to Ban Books, Pronouns, and Possibly Hurricanes in Bid for Governor
Nancy Mace launches her campaign for South Carolina governor by vowing to ban pronouns, books,…
Was That the Deep State? East Coast Earthquake Sends MAGA Into Full Conspiracy Meltdown
MAGA influencers melted down after a small earthquake hit New Jersey, blaming George Soros, climate…
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