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Tag: Lauren Boebert
Trump Asks Boebert To Block Epstein Files Over “Creepy Men” Experience
Trump’s team reached for the most dependable weapon in their arsenal. They wanted noise, confusion…
Lauren Boebert Named Head of Bureau of Labor Stats, Immediately Asks if ‘Payroll’ Is a Dog Breed
After firing the BLS commissioner, Trump taps Lauren Boebert to lead job reporting. Her first…
Boebert Demands Drug Test After Jeffries Sets Filibuster Record, Cites “Suspicious Vocabulary and Hydration”
Lauren Boebert demands a drug test after Hakeem Jeffries delivers marathon House speech, citing “advanced…
Lauren Boebert Misses the Mark: Mistakes Milwaukee for a Minnesota City in Latest X Post
Rep. Lauren Boebert recently took to X (formerly Twitter) to criticize Minnesota Governor Tim Walz.…
Lauren Boebert Claims Liberals Are Racist for Calling Trump ‘Orange Man’
In a statement that has both baffled and amused political observers, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.)…
Boebert: The Dog Ate My Speeding Ticket
EAGLE COUNTY, CO— In the latest installment of what could be a reality TV show called…
Lauren Boebert Blames Her GED for Stupid Comments and Terrible Talking Points
WASHINGTON — Representative Lauren Boebert has attributed her series of controversial and often bizarre comments…
Boebert Proposes Cocktail Hour in Congress Following Dress Code Changes in Senate
WASHINGTON (Satire News) — Riding on the wave of the Senate's recent relaxation of the…
Boebert Exits “Beetlejuice” Musical After Yelling “Beetlejuice” Thrice; Venue Officials Mystified
DENVER, CO - In an unexpected twist at a Sunday performance of the iconic "Beetlejuice"…
U.S. Capitol Police Overwhelmed by Potentially Lethal Potluck Lunch in Senate Office Buildings
WASHINGTON D.C. — Chaos erupted on Capitol Hill today as Congresswoman Lauren Boebert brought a…
Lauren Boebert Celebrates Milestone: Files 100th Set of Articles of Impeachment Against Biden
Washington, D.C. - Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado has reached a significant milestone in her…
Republicans Rally Behind Impeachment of Biden for Allegations They Pulled Out of a Conspiracy Theory Grab Bag
Republicans in Congress have launched a bold campaign to impeach President Joe Biden over a…
