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Lauren Boebert Named Head of Bureau of Labor Stats, Immediately Asks if ‘Payroll’ Is a Dog Breed

After firing the BLS commissioner, Trump taps Lauren Boebert to lead job reporting. Her first promise? “Fix the numbers so they’re more freedom-y.”…

Hakeem Jeffries delivering marathon House floor speech

Boebert Demands Drug Test After Jeffries Sets Filibuster Record, Cites “Suspicious Vocabulary and Hydration”

Lauren Boebert demands a drug test after Hakeem Jeffries delivers marathon House speech, citing “advanced vocabulary” and “hydration levels not seen since Peloton.”…

Lauren Boebert Misses the Mark: Mistakes Milwaukee for a Minnesota City in Latest X Post

Rep. Lauren Boebert recently took to X (formerly Twitter) to criticize Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. The only problem? Boebert mistakenly placed Milwaukee, a…

Lauren Boebert Claims Liberals Are Racist for Calling Trump ‘Orange Man’

In a statement that has both baffled and amused political observers, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) has accused liberals of racism for referring to…

Boebert: The Dog Ate My Speeding Ticket

EAGLE COUNTY, CO— In the latest installment of what could be a reality TV show called “Boebert’s Brush with the Law,” court records reveal…

Lauren Boebert Blames Her GED for Stupid Comments and Terrible Talking Points

WASHINGTON — Representative Lauren Boebert has attributed her series of controversial and often bizarre comments to her General Educational Development (GED) diploma. The…

Boebert Proposes Cocktail Hour in Congress Following Dress Code Changes in Senate

WASHINGTON (Satire News) — Riding on the wave of the Senate’s recent relaxation of the dress code, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert has submitted an…

Boebert Exits “Beetlejuice” Musical After Yelling “Beetlejuice” Thrice; Venue Officials Mystified

DENVER, CO – In an unexpected twist at a Sunday performance of the iconic “Beetlejuice” musical, U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert was ceremoniously ushered…

U.S. Capitol Police Overwhelmed by Potentially Lethal Potluck Lunch in Senate Office Buildings

WASHINGTON D.C. — Chaos erupted on Capitol Hill today as Congresswoman Lauren Boebert brought a homemade dish to a Republican Potluck lunch, leading…

Lauren Boebert Celebrates Milestone: Files 100th Set of Articles of Impeachment Against Biden

Washington, D.C. – Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado has reached a significant milestone in her political career: she has officially filed her 100th…

Lauren Boebert

Lauren Boebert Named Head of Bureau of Labor Stats, Immediately Asks if ‘Payroll’ Is a Dog Breed

Boebert Demands Drug Test After Jeffries Sets Filibuster Record, Cites “Suspicious Vocabulary and Hydration”

Lauren Boebert Misses the Mark: Mistakes Milwaukee for a Minnesota City in Latest X Post

Boebert: The Dog Ate My Speeding Ticket

Lauren Boebert Blames Her GED for Stupid Comments and Terrible Talking Points

Boebert Proposes Cocktail Hour in Congress Following Dress Code Changes in Senate

Boebert Exits “Beetlejuice” Musical After Yelling “Beetlejuice” Thrice; Venue Officials Mystified

U.S. Capitol Police Overwhelmed by Potentially Lethal Potluck Lunch in Senate Office Buildings

Lauren Boebert Celebrates Milestone: Files 100th Set of Articles of Impeachment Against Biden

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