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Tag: Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem’s Rolex Costs More Than Every Inmate’s Commissary Balance Combined
Kristi Noem wore a $50K Rolex while threatening inmates at the new “Louisiana Lockup” ICE…
New Black Border Wall Expected To Reach 500 Degrees, Finally Gives America World’s Largest Outdoor George Foreman Grill
DHS says painting the border wall black will stop migrants from climbing, but critics point…
D-List Actor Who Played Superman 30 Years Ago Now Arresting Real People for “Fun”
Former Superman D-List actor Dean Cain has joined ICE to help deport migrants, sparking confusion,…
TSA to Let Travelers Keep Shoes On, But May Still Confiscate Your Dignity
TSA has ended the shoe-removal rule at checkpoints, but travelers are advised to keep their…
Kristi Noem Hospitalized After Allergic Reaction to Tactical Cosplay Used in Homeland Security Photo Ops
Kristi Noem was rushed to the hospital after suffering an allergic reaction to her tactical…
FEMA Chief Admits He Didn’t Know Hurricanes Had a “Season,” Agency Morale Now at Category Five
FEMA’s new leader baffled staff after admitting he didn’t realize the US has a hurricane…
Trump Revokes Harvard’s Foreign Students, Cites National Security Threat of Being Too Smart
Trump administration pulls plug on Harvard’s foreign students, citing too much international thinking and not…
Kristi Noem Confidently Defines ‘Habeas Corpus’ as “Whatever the President Feels Like Today”
In a Senate hearing, Secretary Kristi Noem boldly redefined a 700-year-old legal concept in a…
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