President Biden’s administration has managed to transform the humble act of grocery shopping into a high-stakes adventure reminiscent of a reality TV show. Shoppers across the nation are raving about the exciting twists…
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Washington D.C. – The House Oversight Committee dropped a bombshell on the nation today, revealing that they have uncovered a new whistleblower who claims to have had 31 different meetings with President Joe…
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The Biden administration has introduced its latest brainchild – “Bidenomics: Get Rich Slowly.” President Joe Biden, flanked by his team of economic advisors, unveiled the master plan at a press conference held on…
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Washington, D.C. – It has been disclosed that secret service agents are undergoing rigorous training to tackle the herculean task of “Joe-wrangling.” According to our elusive insider, President Joe Biden’s penchant for wandering…
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Biden’s “Democratic” Dog Enforces Party Loyalty by Biting Secret Service Members Who Voted for Trump
Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden’s pet dog, Commander, has taken on the role of the “Democratic Dog Enforcer,” using his sharp teeth to express his displeasure with Secret Service members who allegedly voted…
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Washington D.C. – Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, has embarked on a mysterious and perilous adventure in search of a mythical artifact known as the “Laptop of Doom.” The artifact is…
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In an attempt to address the rising cost of living, President Joe Biden announced a new plan on Monday. “I’ve been thinking about this a lot,” Biden said, “and I’ve come to the…
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