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Tag: Joe Biden
Joe Biden, America’s whisper-in-chief, continues to wander podiums and ice cream parlors with equal dedication. From forgetting names at summits to reminding us he really does own aviators, The Folly Times captures every stumble, scoop, and speech that somehow turns into bedtime reading.
Biden’s Blunder Bonanza: Four Reasons He Might Drop Out of 2024 Race
A Political Trainwreck in Real Time President Biden’s latest debate performance was so cringeworthy that…
Biden Blames Jet Lag for Debate Drowsiness, Claims He Nearly ‘Fell Asleep on Stage’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a post-debate press conference, President Joe Biden attributed his lackluster performance in…
Trump’s Bold New Defense: “I Tried to Off Pence During the Insurrection, But It’s Totally Legal!”
In a revelation that could only be described as the plot of a poorly written…
McCarthy Unveils Plans to Launch Impeachment Inquiry Against Biden, Citing Irrefutable Evidence of Tie Wear
WASHINGTON, D.C. - House Speaker Kevin McCarthy made headlines this Tuesday by announcing his endorsement…
Pricey Perks of Bidenomics: Grocery Shopping Uncertainty
President Biden's administration has managed to transform the humble act of grocery shopping into a…
The House Oversight Committee Drops Bombshell: 31 Ice Cream Flavors Discussed in Secret Biden Meetings
Washington D.C. - The House Oversight Committee dropped a bombshell on the nation today, revealing…
BIDENOMICS “GET RICH SLOWLY” CAMPAIGN – Trillion-Dollar Bills to Be Printed in Invisible Ink
The Biden administration has introduced its latest brainchild - "Bidenomics: Get Rich Slowly." President Joe…
Secret Service Special Training: “Wrangling Wandering Joe”
Washington, D.C. - It has been disclosed that secret service agents are undergoing rigorous training…
Biden’s “Democratic” Dog Enforces Party Loyalty by Biting Secret Service Members Who Voted for Trump
Washington D.C. - President Joe Biden's pet dog, Commander, has taken on the role of the…
President Biden’s Son Embarks on Mythical Quest for Controversial Artifact
Washington D.C. - Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, has embarked on a mysterious…
Lauren Boebert Celebrates Milestone: Files 100th Set of Articles of Impeachment Against Biden
Washington, D.C. - Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado has reached a significant milestone in her…
Republicans Rally Behind Impeachment of Biden for Allegations They Pulled Out of a Conspiracy Theory Grab Bag
Republicans in Congress have launched a bold campaign to impeach President Joe Biden over a…
