Joe Biden Drops Out of 2024 Race, Endorses Kamala Harris Who Selects Jill Biden as Her VP
President Joe Biden has announced he is dropping out of the 2024 presidential race. In a move that has left the nation both…
Hot Dog: Costco Membership Fees Are Going Up
If you love shopping at Costco, get ready to shell out a bit more for the privilege. Starting September 1, the beloved membership-based…
Joe Biden’s Toilet Seat Slip Sparks Calls for Him to Drop Out of 2024 Race
A minor domestic oversight by President Joe Biden has ignited a political firestorm. After forgetting to put the toilet seat down in the…
Republicans’ Plan to Turn America into “The Handmaid’s Tale
Welcome to Gilead: Trump’s Project 2025 Unveiled Donald Trump and his Republican allies have rolled out Project 2025, a 920-page master plan to…
Biden’s Blunder Bonanza: Four Reasons He Might Drop Out of 2024 Race
A Political Trainwreck in Real Time President Biden’s latest debate performance was so cringeworthy that even his teleprompter tried to resign. With Democrats…
Biden Blames Jet Lag for Debate Drowsiness, Claims He Nearly ‘Fell Asleep on Stage’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a post-debate press conference, President Joe Biden attributed his lackluster performance in the latest debate to an ill-timed international trip,…
Trump’s Bold New Defense: “I Tried to Off Pence During the Insurrection, But It’s Totally Legal!”
In a revelation that could only be described as the plot of a poorly written political thriller, it’s come to light that former…
McCarthy Unveils Plans to Launch Impeachment Inquiry Against Biden, Citing Irrefutable Evidence of Tie Wear
WASHINGTON, D.C. – House Speaker Kevin McCarthy made headlines this Tuesday by announcing his endorsement for a formal impeachment inquiry into President Joe…
Pricey Perks of Bidenomics: Grocery Shopping Uncertainty
President Biden’s administration has managed to transform the humble act of grocery shopping into a high-stakes adventure reminiscent of a reality TV show.…
The House Oversight Committee Drops Bombshell: 31 Ice Cream Flavors Discussed in Secret Biden Meetings
Washington D.C. – The House Oversight Committee dropped a bombshell on the nation today, revealing that they have uncovered a new whistleblower who…
