Tag: JD Vance
JD Vance Emerges from Secret Murdoch Meeting Covered in Elk Blood, Claims It Was ‘Symbolic’
Vice President JD Vance left a secret Murdoch-Fox executive meeting soaked in elk blood and…
Biologists Classify JD Vance’s Jog as New Species of Flightless Flail
Vice President JD Vance’s strange Disneyland jog has been classified as a new species of…
Congress Slips Five Hidden Provisions into Trump’s Megabill While Nobody Was Looking
Tucked deep inside the 1,123-page Trump megabill are five ridiculous policies involving Reagan, dubstep, and…
Vance Casts Tie-Breaker, Immediately Asks What He Voted On
Vice President JD Vance broke the Senate tie on Trump’s megabill, then asked what the…
U.S. Customs Denies Entry to Tourist for Possessing Unlicensed Satire of JD Vance
A Norwegian tourist says he was deported for a meme mocking JD Vance. Homeland Security…
Democrats Furious Trump Said “F#*k” Without House Committee Approval
Trump said “they don’t know what the f**k they’re doing,” and Democrats are livid he…
Trump Declares Ceasefire Between Israel and Iran, Blames Biden Just in Case
Trump announced a ceasefire between Israel and Iran on Truth Social, then immediately blamed Biden…
JD Vance to Attend Pope Leo XIV’s First Mass, Promises Not to Kill Him
JD Vance is heading to the Vatican for Pope Leo XIV’s first mass. He claims…
JD Vance Scolds ChatGPT Users: ‘Have You Said Thank You Once?’
Senator JD Vance accuses ChatGPT users of bad manners and proposes a law to redirect…
Vance vs. Walz: The Great Debate That Was Mostly a Ping-Pong of Fact-Checks
JD Vance and Tim Walz faced off last night in what was supposed to be…
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