J.D. Vance Shocks Supporters by Announcing His New Stance: ‘I Now Support Single Cat Ladies’
In a move that has left both his critics and supporters scratching their heads, Ohio Senator J.D. Vance has publicly announced his newfound…
Source Claims Kamala Harris Is Picking Out New White House Curtains, Drawing Praise from J.D. Vance for ‘Doing What a Woman Should’
An anonymous source close to the Harris / Walz campaign has claimed that Vice President Kamala Harris is already picking out new curtains…
Trump Fires J.D. Vance After Campaign Stop Where Empty Seats Outnumber Attendees
Donald Trump has reportedly fired Senator J.D. Vance after a disastrous campaign stop where empty seats vastly outnumbered attendees. The rally, intended to…
Childless Cat Ladies Mock Back-to-School Social Media Posts, Sparking Outrage from J.D. Vance
As parents across the nation flood social media with celebratory back-to-school posts, one unexpected group has emerged to rain on their parade: childless…
J.D. Vance Reportedly Furious After Trump Pours Ketchup on His Favorite Couch During Tense Poll Meeting
In what can only be described as a sticky situation, reports have surfaced that J.D. Vance is fuming after a meeting with former…
J.D. Vance Promises Free Cats to Single, Childless Women in Bid to Win Back Female Voters
J.D. Vance has promised to provide free cats to all single, childless women as part of his strategy to win back female voters.…
J.D. Vance Accuses Democrats of Racism Over Diet Mountain Dew
J.D. Vance, Trump’s VP pick for the 2024 election, has claimed that his choice of beverage could be seen as racist by Democrats.…
Trump Appears Bored at RNC, Seen Nodding Off During Speeches by Don Jr. and J.D. Vance
Republican National Convention in Milwaukee, former President Donald Trump, who is set to be nominated as the GOP candidate for the 2024 presidential…
Republicans Hire Kyle Rittenhouse for Security at RNC After Secret Service Lapse in Trump Assassination Attempt
The Republican National Committee (RNC) has announced that Kyle Rittenhouse will be providing security at the upcoming Republican National Convention (RNC) in Milwaukee,…
J.D. Vance Named Trump’s 2024 VP Pick, Plans to Seek Advice from Mike Pence on “What Not to Do”
Former President Donald Trump has named J.D. Vance as his running mate for the 2024 presidential election. Vance, the author of “Hillbilly Elegy”…
