Iran’s Nuclear Scientists File Restraining Order Against Donald Trump’s Ego
Trump says he’ll strike Iran again if it rebuilds its nuclear program. Iran’s scientists respond with a legal motion to keep his ego…
Democrats Furious Trump Said “F#*k” Without House Committee Approval
Trump said “they don’t know what the f**k they’re doing,” and Democrats are livid he didn’t clear it with the House first. A…
Trump Declares Ceasefire Between Israel and Iran, Blames Biden Just in Case
Trump announced a ceasefire between Israel and Iran on Truth Social, then immediately blamed Biden in case it fails. Neither country confirmed the…
MAGA Claims Only They Can Legally Have Conspiracy Theories
After Trump’s shooting and airstrikes on Iran, MAGA declared itself the only group legally allowed to question anything, while everyone else got labeled…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Shocked to Discover President Can Drop Bombs Without Consulting Her Blog
Marjorie Taylor Greene lashed out after Trump bombed Iran without her permission, demanding peace, accountability, and possibly a return receipt.…
Hormuz Closed for ‘Spiritual Renovations,’ Say Iranian Clerics
Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz, claiming it needs a “spiritual renovation.” Clerics say too much Western oil has disrupted the waterway’s…
Iran’s Nuke Scientists Swap Uranium for Espresso After Trump’s Airstrikes
After Trump’s airstrikes, Iran’s nuclear scientists ditch uranium for espresso, launching Fission Brew, a chain of artisanal coffee shops so good they’re brokering…
Trump Drops Bombs, Then Announces “Now Is The Time For Peace” Like A Toddler With A Band‑Aid
Trump dropped bombs on Iran’s nuclear sites, then took to Truth Social to tell everyone “NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE.” The U.S.…
Tulsi Gabbard Reverses Stance on Iran Nukes After Trump Criticism, Cites “Fresh Intelligence”
After previously saying Iran wasn’t building nuclear weapons, Tulsi Gabbard now says they could be just weeks away. What changed? Apparently Trump’s opinion,…
Trump Tells Cruz and Tucker to Stop Fighting Because It’s Taking Attention Away from His Flagpole
Donald Trump intervened in the Cruz-Carlson feud this week, upset that their argument outshined his latest flag-raising ceremony. “All attention should be pointed…
