Jerome Powell Reportedly Hiding in Utility Closet as Trump Circles Fed With Steak Knife Fed Chair Jerome Powell reportedly hiding in closet as Trump storms the building demanding rate cuts “or else.”…
Trump Says Powell’s Office Upgrade Is ‘Fireable Offense’ — Also Demands Gold Toilet in White House Bathrooms Trump calls Powell’s $2.5B Fed remodel a fireable offense, then demands a gold toilet and velvet bidet for the White House.…
Jerome Powell Considers Retirement After Dismal Amazon Prime Day Sales After a report showed a 41% drop in Prime Day sales, Jerome Powell blamed the economy’s fragility on “America’s unhealthy relationship with doorbusters.”…
Markets Spooked as Trump Threatens to Replace Powell With Guy in MAGA Hard Hat Who Once Sold Him a Patio Donald Trump criticized his own Fed pick Jerome Powell for not cutting interest rates, then suggested replacing him with a “real American” in…