Fans Boo President Trump at FIFA Final, He Orders Booing Section Deported to ‘Alligator Alcatraz’
After fans booed President Trump at the FIFA Club World Cup Final, he responded by ordering them deported to a Florida swamp facility…
Supreme Court Says U.S. Can Deport Criminals to Random Countries, Must Fly Spirit
The Supreme Court approved deporting criminals to countries they’ve never been to, provided they fly Spirit. Legal, efficient, and just uncomfortable enough to…
Trump’s New Travel Ban: “It’s Totally Not About Skin Color”
Trump’s administration issues a sweeping travel ban targeting 12 mostly black and brown countries, swearing it’s all “coincidence” and not at all about…
Trump Revokes Harvard’s Foreign Students, Cites National Security Threat of Being Too Smart
Trump administration pulls plug on Harvard’s foreign students, citing too much international thinking and not enough ‘America First’ GPA curves.…
McDonald’s Opens 375,000 Jobs After Trump’s Deportation Order Clears the Kitchen
McDonald’s scrambles to hire 375,000 workers after Trump’s deportation push. Lines grow longer, but so do job openings for the sauce-savvy.…
Bugs, Mold, and Mildew Found in Boar’s Head Plant Linked to Deadly Listeria Outbreak; Ted Cruz Proposes Sandwiches for Illegals
Recent inspections at a Boar’s Head processing plant uncovered a disturbing reality: bugs, mold, and mildew were found throughout the facility. These unsanitary…
Republicans Propose Updating the Statue of Liberty’s Iconic Inscription: A New Vision for America’s Welcome
Republicans plan to vote on a proposal that would update the iconic inscription at the base of the Statue of Liberty. They argue…
