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Tag: Immigration
Trump Deploys ICE Boats to Hunt Undocumented Leprechauns in Chicago River
Armed ICE boats storm the Chicago River in search of undocumented leprechauns accused of “unlawful…
Wasn’t in the Playbook: Ex-NFL Star Quits FBI After Trump Calls Blitz on Immigrants
The ex-Bears legend says he joined to protect the country, not help the president call…
After Trump Deports Millions, Modelo Sales Plummet, Michelob Ultra Crowned King of Bland
Trump’s deportations crushed Modelo sales, leaving Michelob Ultra to rule the nation’s beer aisle by…
Border Patrol Arrests Firefighters for Being Illegal, Fire Itself Still at Large
Two firefighters were arrested for immigration violations while the 9,000-acre Bear Gulch Fire kept burning.…
Man of Steel, Diet of Arby’s — Trump Demands New Superman Film Depict Him Punching Taxes and Kicking Migrants
After backlash to the new Superman film, President Trump demands a version featuring himself punching…
L.A. Fashion Week Unveils ‘Deportation Chic’: Flash-Bang Accessories Now in Style
Federal agents accidentally create the hottest fashion event of the season during an immigration raid,…
Trump Wishes America a “Happy Memorial Day” by Screaming at Everyone, Including Ghosts
Trump posted a Memorial Day message so intense it made fireworks seem subtle. God bless…
Ron DeSantis Buses Immigrants Back to Florida to Aid in Hurricane Milton Clean-Up
After Hurricane Milton leaves Florida in disarray, Governor DeSantis turns to immigrants for help with…
Man Identifies as Illegal Immigrant to Cash in on ‘All the Perks’
In an unusual and controversial move, a man has publicly announced that he now identifies…
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Solution to Immigration: Marry Your Way to a Green Card
Marjorie Taylor Greene, a controversial politician known for her outspoken views on immigration, recently proposed…
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