Tag: Government

Elon Musk watches Donald Trump speak during a White House meeting, wearing a cryptic expression and a hat that reads “Great Again”
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Musk Furious Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” Threatens Fake Government Agency He Made Up

Elon Musk lashes out at Trump’s latest spending bill, claiming it undermines his pet agency…

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Congress Accidentally Passes Useful Bill, Immediately Apologizes

Congress passed a bill that helps real people. Officials quickly apologized, burned it, and promised…

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Congress Votes to Postpone Decision Until Absolutely Everyone Stops Paying Attention

In a decision that shocked absolutely no one, Congress has voted to postpone a critical…

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U.S. Celebrates Grand Opening of World’s First “Politician Theme Park”

The government has unveiled the world's first-ever "Politician Theme Park." Situated on the site of…

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