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GOP Rebrands to The MAGA Party: Embracing the Future of Red Hats and Catchphrases
The Grand Old Party (GOP) has officially rebranded itself as The MAGA Party. The rebranding…
Trump Appears Bored at RNC, Seen Nodding Off During Speeches by Don Jr. and J.D. Vance
Republican National Convention in Milwaukee, former President Donald Trump, who is set to be nominated…
Matt Gaetz Steals the Show at RNC with His Frozen Forehead and High Cheekbones
Representative Matt Gaetz’s appearance at the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee has become the latest…
Ron DeSantis’ Super Power is Creeping People Out
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis returned to the media spotlight on Tuesday when he spoke at…
Republicans Hire Kyle Rittenhouse for Security at RNC After Secret Service Lapse in Trump Assassination Attempt
The Republican National Committee (RNC) has announced that Kyle Rittenhouse will be providing security at…
Trump’s Bold New Defense: “I Tried to Off Pence During the Insurrection, But It’s Totally Legal!”
In a revelation that could only be described as the plot of a poorly written…
Supreme Court Shields Trump: GOP Cheers, But Have They Forgotten Biden’s in Charge?
In a landmark decision that could only make sense in a world where unicorns manage…
Republicans Propose Redefining “Pro-Life” to Mean “Fan of All Living Things Except Plants…And Mosquitoes”
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Republican party has recently proposed to redefine the term "pro-life." The…
Staten Island Plans to Secede from New York, Announces Plans for Its Own Currency, National Anthem, and Space Program
Staten Island, NY — Staten Island is not just aiming to secede from New York…
Trump to be Moderator in GOP Debates, Promises a Play-by-Play of His Greatness
Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has announced that he will be taking on…
The House Oversight Committee Drops Bombshell: 31 Ice Cream Flavors Discussed in Secret Biden Meetings
Washington D.C. - The House Oversight Committee dropped a bombshell on the nation today, revealing…
Freedom Caucus Finally Files for Divorce from Marjorie Taylor Greene: “It’s Not You, It’s Us”
The Freedom Caucus, a conservative congressional group known for its unwavering support of controversial figures,…
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