Trump Appears Bored at RNC, Seen Nodding Off During Speeches by Don Jr. and J.D. Vance
Republican National Convention in Milwaukee, former President Donald Trump, who is set to be nominated as the GOP candidate for the 2024 presidential…
Matt Gaetz Steals the Show at RNC with His Frozen Forehead and High Cheekbones
Representative Matt Gaetz’s appearance at the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee has become the latest sensation, but not for his political rhetoric. Instead,…
Ron DeSantis’ Super Power is Creeping People Out
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis returned to the media spotlight on Tuesday when he spoke at the Republican National Convention, and he brought one…
Republicans Hire Kyle Rittenhouse for Security at RNC After Secret Service Lapse in Trump Assassination Attempt
The Republican National Committee (RNC) has announced that Kyle Rittenhouse will be providing security at the upcoming Republican National Convention (RNC) in Milwaukee,…
Trump’s Bold New Defense: “I Tried to Off Pence During the Insurrection, But It’s Totally Legal!”
In a revelation that could only be described as the plot of a poorly written political thriller, it’s come to light that former…
Supreme Court Shields Trump: GOP Cheers, But Have They Forgotten Biden’s in Charge?
In a landmark decision that could only make sense in a world where unicorns manage Wall Street, the Supreme Court has ruled that…
Republicans Propose Redefining “Pro-Life” to Mean “Fan of All Living Things Except Plants…And Mosquitoes”
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Republican party has recently proposed to redefine the term “pro-life.” The new definition will encompass anyone who is a…
Staten Island Plans to Secede from New York, Announces Plans for Its Own Currency, National Anthem, and Space Program
Staten Island, NY — Staten Island is not just aiming to secede from New York City, but it also plans to become its…
Trump to be Moderator in GOP Debates, Promises a Play-by-Play of His Greatness
Washington, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump has announced that he will be taking on a new role in the upcoming primary debates:…
The House Oversight Committee Drops Bombshell: 31 Ice Cream Flavors Discussed in Secret Biden Meetings
Washington D.C. – The House Oversight Committee dropped a bombshell on the nation today, revealing that they have uncovered a new whistleblower who…
