Trump Holds 70th “Campaign Rally” at Golf Course This Year, Says He’s “Working Hard for America”
Key Takeaways: Donald Trump may be known for holding massive rallies, but his latest event took a more relaxing turn. For the 70th…
Matt Gaetz Caught in a Real-Life “Dazed and Confused” Scandal
In a real life event that could’ve been ripped straight from his favorite movie, “Dazed and Confused,” Florida’s own political firebrand, Rep. Matt…
Hot Mic Catches Trump Telling Elon Musk: “MAGA Republicans Are Gullible and Will Believe Anything
In a hot mic moment that is already sending shockwaves through the political world, former President Donald Trump was overheard telling tech billionaire…
Trump to Sell “Limited Edition” Pieces of Soiled Underwear from Assassination Attempt
In what might be one of the most bizarre fundraising strategies in political history, Donald Trump has reportedly unveiled his latest plan to…
FOP Endorses Old, Weird Convicted Felon: Wild Times in Politics
The Fraternal Order of Police (FOP) has endorsed a candidate no one saw coming—an old, weird convicted felon. Yes, you read that right.…
Republicans Propose Updating the Statue of Liberty’s Iconic Inscription: A New Vision for America’s Welcome
Republicans plan to vote on a proposal that would update the iconic inscription at the base of the Statue of Liberty. They argue…
Trump Proposes Switching GOP Mascot from Elephant to RHINO
Donald Trump has proposed a surprising change to the Republican Party’s mascot. He believes the party should swap its traditional elephant for a…
Trump Reveals Plan to Flee to Venezuela if He Loses Election: “Stay One Step Ahead of the Fuzz”
In a moment that left his advisors scrambling, Donald Trump accidentally revealed a backup plan if he loses the upcoming election: a one-way…
Trump Fires J.D. Vance After Campaign Stop Where Empty Seats Outnumber Attendees
Donald Trump has reportedly fired Senator J.D. Vance after a disastrous campaign stop where empty seats vastly outnumbered attendees. The rally, intended to…
GOP Rebrands to The MAGA Party: Embracing the Future of Red Hats and Catchphrases
The Grand Old Party (GOP) has officially rebranded itself as The MAGA Party. The rebranding effort, unveiled at the Republican National Convention in…
