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Trump Commutes Santos’ Sentence, Says ‘At Least He Lied Patriotically’
After Trump’s commutation, George Santos promises to repay victims “if the law texts him about…
Is It Still a Shutdown If Nothing Worked Anyway?
As midnight looms, Congress debates whether to save the government or just finally unplug it.…
Nancy Mace Says Cory Mills “Stole Valor,” Republicans Shocked Anyone in Party Still Has Honor Left to Steal
Republicans shocked to learn that “stolen valor” accusations require at least some valor to exist.…
Trump Holds 70th “Campaign Rally” at Golf Course This Year, Says He’s “Working Hard for America”
Key Takeaways: Donald Trump may be known for holding massive rallies, but his latest event…
Matt Gaetz Caught in a Real-Life “Dazed and Confused” Scandal
In a real life event that could've been ripped straight from his favorite movie, "Dazed…
Hot Mic Catches Trump Telling Elon Musk: “MAGA Republicans Are Gullible and Will Believe Anything
In a hot mic moment that is already sending shockwaves through the political world, former…
Trump to Sell “Limited Edition” Pieces of Soiled Underwear from Assassination Attempt
In what might be one of the most bizarre fundraising strategies in political history, Donald…
FOP Endorses Old, Weird Convicted Felon: Wild Times in Politics
The Fraternal Order of Police (FOP) has endorsed a candidate no one saw coming—an old,…
Republicans Propose Updating the Statue of Liberty’s Iconic Inscription: A New Vision for America’s Welcome
Republicans plan to vote on a proposal that would update the iconic inscription at the…
Trump Proposes Switching GOP Mascot from Elephant to RHINO
Donald Trump has proposed a surprising change to the Republican Party’s mascot. He believes the…
Trump Reveals Plan to Flee to Venezuela if He Loses Election: “Stay One Step Ahead of the Fuzz”
In a moment that left his advisors scrambling, Donald Trump accidentally revealed a backup plan…
Trump Fires J.D. Vance After Campaign Stop Where Empty Seats Outnumber Attendees
Donald Trump has reportedly fired Senator J.D. Vance after a disastrous campaign stop where empty…
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