Tag: Florida
East Coast Accidentally Becomes Florida Without the Perks
A brutal heat wave has transformed the Eastern Seaboard into a Florida-like dystopia, complete with…
Florida Couple Arrested for Hosting Unauthorized Renaissance Fair in Publix Parking Lot
Florida police shut down a rogue Renaissance fair in a Publix parking lot after a…
Former Russian Escapes Authoritarian Regime, Joins HOA in Florida and Immediately Regrets It
A Russian immigrant thought he was escaping tyranny, until his Florida HOA told him his…
Ron DeSantis Buses Immigrants Back to Florida to Aid in Hurricane Milton Clean-Up
After Hurricane Milton leaves Florida in disarray, Governor DeSantis turns to immigrants for help with…
Hurricane Helene Devastates Florida; DeSantis Calls Biden for Help, Demands Federal Aid
Key Takeaways: Florida is no stranger to hurricanes, but Hurricane Helene has left the state…
DeSantis Forces Disney to Build New Office Complex, But It Can’t Have Any Gays
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has signed a bill into law that will force The Walt…
Florida Man Arrested for Trying to Sell His Pet Alligator on Craigslist
A Florida man was arrested on Tuesday after he tried to sell his pet alligator…
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Declares War on Chop Sticks: All Chinese Restaurants to Close
Governor Ron DeSantis has just signed a new bill into law that will see all…
Georgia Woman ‘Florida Mann’ Begs Florida Men to Clean Up Their Act and Stop Ruining Her Reputation
A woman from Georgia named Florida Mann has publicly pleaded with men from Florida to…
Rubio and Gaetz Sound Alarm on Early Morning Alert Tests: Demand Beauty Sleep for All Floridians
Washington D.C. - Republican Senator Marco Rubio and Rep. Matt Gaetz have proposed a bill…
DeSantis Dreams of Disney Domination: Plans to turn Florida into ‘Dehappiest Place on Earth’
Orlando, FL - It seems that Governor DeSantis is considering various options for land surrounding …
Governor DeSantis Still Upset Over Minnie Mouse’s Rejection at Disney World, Sources Say
Tallahassee, Florida - Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has revealed that he has unresolved anger from…
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