As Trump and Musk go full WWE, the Millers test whether marriage can survive divided billionaire loyalties. Washington has thoughts, and maybe popcorn.…
Elon Musk and Bessent turned the West Wing into a contact sport, with Steve Bannon on live commentary and Trump debating the installation…
Movie nights and state fairs go off the rails as the Trump–Musk feud sparks an unprecedented popcorn shortage, leaving Americans to improvise with…
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy offers to mediate peace talks between President Trump and Elon Musk, hoping juice boxes and playground rules can keep…
Trump and Musk have gone from allies to enemies in record time, with threats, secrets, and wild accusations filling everyone’s feed. Congress is…
Senators offer Elon Musk a craft table and sticker chart after he calls on Congress to “KILL THE BILL,” reminding him budget proposals…
Elon Musk isn’t just calling to fire politicians—he’s threatening to replace them with robots and aim Starlink satellites at Congress. D.C. insiders now…
Elon Musk fired off an angry tweet after finally reading Congress’s latest spending bill, calling it a “disgusting abomination” that will explode the…
Elon Musk says he’s “NOT taking drugs,” despite black eye, bizarre behavior, and a farewell appearance that looked like an intergalactic exit interview.…
Trump and Musk shut down the budget-saving DOGE program and immediately brainstorm gold upgrades for the Oval Office, because irony is tax-deductible.…