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Tag: Elon Musk
Elon Musk, part-time Mars landlord and full-time chaos investor, tweets his way through billion-dollar experiments like they’re science fair projects. The Folly Times follows his rockets, robot armies, and occasional car-flamethrower hybrids so you don’t have to.
Deferred Resignation Now Top Career Goal Among Gen Z
The government’s buyout plan created a “do-nothing” dream job — and Gen Z is here…
Elon Musk Finally Alienates Everyone He Ever Sold a Car To
Elon Musk launched his own political party after turning off the very liberals and conservatives…
Musk Announces New Party, Immediately Tries to Lay Off Half of It
Elon Musk announced the America Party to counter Trump’s megabill, then immediately laid off half…
Trump Bans Musk from Clubhouse, Says “He’s More Deep State Than Deep Learning”
Donald Trump has banned Elon Musk from Mar-a-Lago’s Taco Night after a megabill snub, sparking…
Elon Musk’s Family Tree Now Considered National Forest
Elon Musk’s sprawling family has reached federal recognition status, earning its own protected designation as…
White House Love Triangle: Stephen and Katie Miller Torn Between Trump and Musk
As Trump and Musk go full WWE, the Millers test whether marriage can survive divided…
Steve Bannon Offers Play-by-Play as West Wing Goes Full Jerry Springer
Elon Musk and Bessent turned the West Wing into a contact sport, with Steve Bannon…
America Faces Popcorn Shortage as Trump-Musk Feud Gets Salty
Movie nights and state fairs go off the rails as the Trump–Musk feud sparks an…
Zelenskyy Offers to Negotiate Peace Deal Between Trump and Musk
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy offers to mediate peace talks between President Trump and Elon Musk,…
Trump and Musk’s Explosive Breakup Hits X-Rated Levels: Epstein Files, EV Mandates, and Exile
Trump and Musk have gone from allies to enemies in record time, with threats, secrets,…
Senate Offers Musk a Crayon and Stickers to Calm Him Down
Senators offer Elon Musk a craft table and sticker chart after he calls on Congress…
Elon Musk Vows to “Terminate” Politicians with Tesla Bots and Starlink Death Rays
Elon Musk isn’t just calling to fire politicians—he’s threatening to replace them with robots and…
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