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Election season: when democracy meets dumpster fire. From nail‑biting polls and viral memes to candidates claiming they invented coffee, The Folly Times tracks every ballot, blunder, and breakfast‑meeting gaffe. Because in the circus of modern elections, we’re the ringleaders with a laugh‑track
Republicans Hire Kyle Rittenhouse for Security at RNC After Secret Service Lapse in Trump Assassination Attempt
The Republican National Committee (RNC) has announced that Kyle Rittenhouse will be providing security at…
J.D. Vance Named Trump’s 2024 VP Pick, Plans to Seek Advice from Mike Pence on “What Not to Do”
Former President Donald Trump has named J.D. Vance as his running mate for the 2024…
Trump Survives Assassination Attempt; Urges Team to Highlight Incident with African American Voters
In a scene that seemed ripped straight out of an action movie, former President Donald…
Democrats Ask Nicely That Illegals Do Not Vote in Federal Elections as Republican-Led House Passes Bill Requiring Proof of Citizenship to Vote
WASHINGTON — House Democrats have politely requested that non-citizens refrain from voting in federal elections.…
Trump Promises to Be “Less Murdery” with 2024 VP Pick After Pence Debacle
Former President Donald Trump has promised not to threaten the life of his vice presidential…
Joe Biden’s Toilet Seat Slip Sparks Calls for Him to Drop Out of 2024 Race
A minor domestic oversight by President Joe Biden has ignited a political firestorm. After forgetting…
Biden’s Blunder Bonanza: Four Reasons He Might Drop Out of 2024 Race
A Political Trainwreck in Real Time President Biden’s latest debate performance was so cringeworthy that…
Biden Blames Jet Lag for Debate Drowsiness, Claims He Nearly ‘Fell Asleep on Stage’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a post-debate press conference, President Joe Biden attributed his lackluster performance in…
Supreme Court Shields Trump: GOP Cheers, But Have They Forgotten Biden’s in Charge?
In a landmark decision that could only make sense in a world where unicorns manage…
Trump Blames Bidenomics for Having to Sell T-Shirts To Pay HUGE Bills
Former President Donald Trump and his family have officially invaded the fashion industry with a…
Rudy Giuliani Questions Georgia Election Workers’ Handwriting, Suggests New Voting System: Etch A Sketch
Giuliani Goes from Election Litigator to Graphology Critic After making headlines for legal crusades questioning…
Trump Appeals Trial Date, Requests It Be Pushed to “Infinity Plus One”
WASHINGTON D.C.— Former President Donald Trump announced yesterday that he plans to appeal the trial…
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