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Election season: when democracy meets dumpster fire. From nail‑biting polls and viral memes to candidates claiming they invented coffee, The Folly Times tracks every ballot, blunder, and breakfast‑meeting gaffe. Because in the circus of modern elections, we’re the ringleaders with a laugh‑track
Donald Trump’s Plane Repossessed in Billings, Montana Over Unpaid Fuel Bills
Former President Donald Trump’s private plane was reportedly repossessed in Billings, Montana, due to unpaid…
Vivek Ramaswamy Takes Fashion Cues from Pauly Shore
2024 former presidential hopeful Vivek Ramaswamy appears to be taking fashion advice from none other…
Mike Pence Declines to Support Trump’s 2024 Platform, Citing “The Whole January 6th Thing” and That Time He Tried to Have Him Hanged
In what may be the understatement of the decade, former Vice President Mike Pence announced…
J.D. Vance Reportedly Furious After Trump Pours Ketchup on His Favorite Couch During Tense Poll Meeting
In what can only be described as a sticky situation, reports have surfaced that J.D.…
Trump Threatens to Leave Country if He Loses “Rigged” Election on Truth Social
In a characteristically dramatic fashion, former President Donald Trump took to Truth Social to announce…
Trump Backs Out of Debate for Golf Tournament, Unilaterally Changes Date and Venue
former President Donald Trump has backed out of the planned debate on September 10, originally…
J.D. Vance Promises Free Cats to Single, Childless Women in Bid to Win Back Female Voters
J.D. Vance has promised to provide free cats to all single, childless women as part…
Trump, the Master Dodger: From Drafts to Debates
Donald Trump has once again showcased his exceptional dodging abilities. Known for his infamous draft…
Trump Reveals Buddhist Beliefs on 2024 Campaign Trail: “I’d Come Back as a Sloth”
former President Donald Trump announced that he does not identify as a Christian but instead…
Kamala Harris Considering Jimmy Carter as VP After Joe Biden Drops Out of 2024 Race
Vice President Kamala Harris is reportedly considering former President Jimmy Carter as her running mate…
Trump Campaign, in Desperate Hail Mary, Starts Consulting with Andrew Tate
The Trump campaign has begun consulting with none other than Andrew Tate, the notorious internet…
J.D. Vance Accuses Democrats of Racism Over Diet Mountain Dew
J.D. Vance, Trump’s VP pick for the 2024 election, has claimed that his choice of…
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