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Election season: when democracy meets dumpster fire. From nail‑biting polls and viral memes to candidates claiming they invented coffee, The Folly Times tracks every ballot, blunder, and breakfast‑meeting gaffe. Because in the circus of modern elections, we’re the ringleaders with a laugh‑track
Vance vs. Walz: The Great Debate That Was Mostly a Ping-Pong of Fact-Checks
JD Vance and Tim Walz faced off last night in what was supposed to be…
Trump’s “Purge” Proposal Shocks America: “One Night a Year to Clean Up the Swamp”
In what might be the most shocking proposal of his political career, former President Donald…
NYC Mayor Eric Adams Indicted on Multiple Charges, Announces Presidential Run to “Beat the Charges”
Key Takeaways: In an unexpected turn of events, the indictment against NYC Mayor Eric Adams…
Trump Holds 70th “Campaign Rally” at Golf Course This Year, Says He’s “Working Hard for America”
Key Takeaways: Donald Trump may be known for holding massive rallies, but his latest event…
Trump Attends Pennsylvania Farming Event, Threatens John Deere with Tariffs: “Never Liked Green and Yellow Anyway”
During a recent farming event in rural Pennsylvania, former President Donald Trump took time to…
Donald Trump Launches S.C.A.M. Silver Coins: Surefire Cash Acquisition Mechanism for the Loyal MAGA Crowd
Former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of his own cryptocurrency: S.C.A.M. Coin, or the Surefire…
Secret Service Investigating Laura Loomer After “Misery”-Style Obsession with Trump Surfaces
Laura Loomer has always been an outspoken supporter of Donald Trump, but now her loyalty…
Georgia’s Election Board Mandates Voters Use Rocks Instead of Ballots: “A Stone-Cold Approach to Democracy”
Georgia’s election board announced that voters will now be required to cast their ballots using…
RFK Jr. Reportedly Attends P. Diddy’s Notorious ‘Freak-Off’
In what could only be described as the most unexpected move of the campaign season,…
New Survey Suggests Conservative Women Aged 30-49 Prefer Emotions Over Facts, Because Who Needs Evidence Anyway?
A new survey from the Institute for Political Pulse and Perception (IPPP) reveals that conservative…
Newsom Signs AI Bill to Protect Performers’ Likenesses from Becoming the Next Terminator, Also Declares War on Deepfakes
In a move that surely has AI developers sobbing into their keyboards, California Governor Gavin…
Teamsters’ Presidential Endorsement Mirrors Electoral College Approach, Sparking Debate Among Union Members
The Teamsters Union, one of the most influential labor organizations in the U.S., has announced…
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