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Tag: Election
Election season: when democracy meets dumpster fire. From nail‑biting polls and viral memes to candidates claiming they invented coffee, The Folly Times tracks every ballot, blunder, and breakfast‑meeting gaffe. Because in the circus of modern elections, we’re the ringleaders with a laugh‑track
Trump Boasts About Being the Best, Calls Former Appointees “Idiots” and Promises to Do Better in 2024
Mar-a-Lago, FL - Former President Donald J. Trump boasted about his unmatched greatness while simultaneously…
Trump Leaves Rally Attendees With Pizza Bill: A Slice of Democracy in Action
Former President Donald J. Trump once again demonstrated his remarkable business acumen by ordering pizza…
Trump Proclaims Himself The Greatest Indictee of All Time
In a theatrical display of self-acclaimed legal prowess, former President Donald J. Trump took the…
Kari Lake Plans Move to Russia for “Fair Election” Hopes
Phoenix, Arizona - Former news anchor Kari Lake announced her decision to relocate to Russia,…
Trump Indictment Tour Set to Wow Audiences with Exquisite Legal Choreography
The Trump Indictment Tour of 2023 is hitting the road, bringing a unique blend of…
Brett Favre Fumbles Million-Dollar Welfare Speeches, Prefers Trump’s ‘Pardon Plays’
Former NFL quarterback and self-proclaimed Trump supporter Brett Favre finds himself in a whirlwind of…
Village People Send Cease and Desist to Trump Due to Terrible Dance Moves
The iconic '70s disco group, the Village People, have taken legal action against former President…
Trump Ordered to Attend ‘Social Media Fingers Anonymous’ After Violating Evidence Disclosure Rules
New York, NY - Former President Donald Trump has reportedly been ordered to attend a…
Trump Sets World Record for Not Answering Questions, Wins Gold in Political Dodgeball
In a stunning display of political dodging, former President Donald Trump has set a new…
Trump Declares He Will Not Pay $5 Million in Damages, Citing His Long-Standing Tradition of Not Paying Anyone Anything
Former President Donald J. Trump has declared that he will not pay the $5 million…
Melania Trump Endorses Trump 2024 Campaign, Cites Unfinished Decorating Projects in White House
Former First Lady Melania Trump has announced her full-throated endorsement of her husband, former President…
CIA Denies Involvement in Kennedy Assassinations, But Did Admit to Stealing John F. Kennedy’s Lunch in 8th Grade
Robert Kennedy Jr., son of Robert Kennedy and nephew of John F. Kennedy, has announced…
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