Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
MAGA influencers melted down after a small earthquake hit New Jersey, blaming George Soros, climate…
Trump denies any role in assembling America’s most delusional criminal dream team after Maxwell, Holmes,…
After firing the BLS commissioner, Trump taps Lauren Boebert to lead job reporting. Her first…
Trump says he “aced” the revived Presidential Fitness Test. Officials say it involved shouting, stretching…
Trump and RFK Jr. launch a new health app that monitors Americans for signs of…
Fed Chair Jerome Powell reportedly hiding in closet as Trump storms the building demanding rate…
Senator Josh Hawley’s proposed $600 tariff rebate checks spark confusion, joy, and a new economy…
Trump receives a used Boeing jet from Qatar, insists it’s “totally free” while taxpayers quietly…
Trump claims victory over the Deep State and replaces it with something murkier, crawlier, and…
Trump blames wind turbines for causing tornadoes, migraines, and “atmospheric disrespect,” promises to return to…
Trump launches new AI bot trained exclusively on his quotes and fast food orders, accidentally…
Trump lands in Scotland to escape Epstein questions and discuss golf cart tariffs with confused…
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