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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Maxwell Approved for Work Release, Immediately Named Director of Youth Outreach at Mar-a-Lago
Ghislaine Maxwell has a work release job as “Director of Youth Outreach” at Mar-a-Lago. Critics…
Congress Cheers D.C. Police Takeover, Says It’s About Time Escorts Could Get Home Without Getting Robbed by “Real Criminals”
Trump’s federal takeover of DC’s police force has Congress celebrating, saying their escorts can now…
Trump Asks SCOTUS to Approve “Pattern Recognition” in ICE Raids, Claims It’s Like Birdwatching but With Handcuffs
Trump administration asks Supreme Court to allow ICE agents in California to arrest based on…
Trump Seizes DC Police, Tells National Guard to ‘Arrest Anyone Who Looks Like They’re Reading the Constitution’
Trump shocks DC by seizing its police force and sending the National Guard after “suspicious”…
White House Unveils ‘Homeless Go Bye-Bye’ Plan, Includes Free Federal-Controlled Camps With Decorative Barbed Wire
Trump’s “Homeless Go Bye-Bye” plan moves D.C.’s homeless to federal camps “FAR” away, complete with…
White House Rose Garden Revamp Replaces Grass with Ballroom Planned for ‘Jeff’s Friends Only’
The White House Rose Garden has been replaced with marble, chandeliers, and a ballroom reportedly…
White House Portrait Hall Now Just Trump Photo in Mirror
Trump replaced the White House portrait hall with a mirror and moved past presidents near…
D-List Actor Who Played Superman 30 Years Ago Now Arresting Real People for “Fun”
Former Superman D-List actor Dean Cain has joined ICE to help deport migrants, sparking confusion,…
ICE Runs Out of Uniforms, Tells Recruits to ‘Just Bring a Sheet With Eyeholes’
ICE’s record-breaking recruitment effort has outpaced supply chains, leading the agency to suggest new hires…
Trump Says He’ll ‘Probably’ Not Run Again, Opts to Rule as Supreme Leader Instead
Trump says he “probably” won’t run again, not because of term limits — but because…
Trump ‘Declassified’ Golf Scorecard, Says Losers ‘Just Don’t Golf at My Level’
Trump says his golf victory was so obvious it didn’t need counting, just “loyalty.”
Karoline Leavitt Denies Rumors of Trump Crush, Says Lips Only Fire Rounds at NPR and ‘Other Enemies of the People’
Trump says he loves her lips, she says they only shoot at NPR. America is…
