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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
Trump Threatens Rosie O’Donnell’s Citizenship: ‘She Is a Threat to Humanity’
President Trump says Rosie O'Donnell may lose her citizenship for “colluding with hurricanes,” suggesting a…
Epstein Officially Blamed for Every Major Conspiracy Theory by MAGA Base
MAGA has officially blamed Jeffrey Epstein for every major American conspiracy, including ones that predate…
Trump Sets Tariff Deadline, Immediately Asks If It Can Be Postponed Until After ‘Shark Week’
Trump sets hard tariff deadline, immediately panics it overlaps with Shark Week. America’s trade war…
Bondi: Epstein Suicide So Obvious, Cameras Took a Union Break
DOJ confirms Epstein died by suicide, Pam Bondi shreds documents during a Zyn-fueled cleaning spree.…
Senate Accidentally Submits Cheesecake Factory Menu Instead of Tax Code — No One Notices
In an epic legislative fumble, the Senate passed a tax bill that included 67 pages…
Elon Musk Finally Alienates Everyone He Ever Sold a Car To
Elon Musk launched his own political party after turning off the very liberals and conservatives…
Bessent: 95% of Economists Have TDS, the Other 5% Work for Me
Scott Bessent says most economists suffer from “Tariff Derangement Syndrome,” unless they work for him.…
Musk Announces New Party, Immediately Tries to Lay Off Half of It
Elon Musk announced the America Party to counter Trump’s megabill, then immediately laid off half…
Trump to Host UFC Fight on White House Lawn, Offers Biden “Opening Bout” in Lawn Chair Joust
Trump announced a live UFC championship fight on the White House lawn for America’s 250th…
Boebert Demands Drug Test After Jeffries Sets Filibuster Record, Cites “Suspicious Vocabulary and Hydration”
Lauren Boebert demands a drug test after Hakeem Jeffries delivers marathon House speech, citing “advanced…
Congress Slips Five Hidden Provisions into Trump’s Megabill While Nobody Was Looking
Tucked deep inside the 1,123-page Trump megabill are five ridiculous policies involving Reagan, dubstep, and…
Vance Casts Tie-Breaker, Immediately Asks What He Voted On
Vice President JD Vance broke the Senate tie on Trump’s megabill, then asked what the…
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