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Natasha Bertrand stares confidently upward as Trump melts down over her existence

Trump Claims Journalist Leaked Secrets by “Looking Unpatriotic,” Demands She Be Fired “Like a Dog”

After days of watching CNN’s Natasha Bertrand, Donald Trump accused her of leaking national secrets through tone and eyebrows, demanding she be “fired…

Trump Mobile Rebrands ‘Made in USA’ as ‘Emotionally Manufactured in America’

The Trump Organization quietly drops “Made in the USA” claims for its T1 phone, replacing them with patriotic poetry and specs last seen…

Blurred supermarket aisle seen from shopping cart, symbolizing economic confusion

Trump Blames Shrinking GDP on Economy “Taking a Nap”

The U.S. economy shrank in Q1 2025 as tariffs and trade gaps took a toll. Trump says the data shows “relaxed strength.”…

Donald Trump speaking at NATO summit after threatening Iran

Iran’s Nuclear Scientists File Restraining Order Against Donald Trump’s Ego

Trump says he’ll strike Iran again if it rebuilds its nuclear program. Iran’s scientists respond with a legal motion to keep his ego…

Donald Trump speaking outdoors in front of multiple microphones

Democrats Furious Trump Said “F#*k” Without House Committee Approval

Trump said “they don’t know what the f**k they’re doing,” and Democrats are livid he didn’t clear it with the House first. A…

Donald Trump wearing MAGA hat in Situation Room next to JD Vance

Trump Declares Ceasefire Between Israel and Iran, Blames Biden Just in Case

Trump announced a ceasefire between Israel and Iran on Truth Social, then immediately blamed Biden in case it fails. Neither country confirmed the…

Spirit Airlines yellow airplane in flight under blue sky

Supreme Court Says U.S. Can Deport Criminals to Random Countries, Must Fly Spirit

The Supreme Court approved deporting criminals to countries they’ve never been to, provided they fly Spirit. Legal, efficient, and just uncomfortable enough to…

Donald Trump raises fists on stage in dark suit and red tie

Trump Says He’s Too Successful for a Third Term, Opts for Reality TV Glory Instead

Donald Trump says his second term has been so successful he won’t seek a third. Instead, he’s rebooting The Apprentice to fire people…

Donald Trump being escorted away after assassination attempt, blood on face

MAGA Claims Only They Can Legally Have Conspiracy Theories

After Trump’s shooting and airstrikes on Iran, MAGA declared itself the only group legally allowed to question anything, while everyone else got labeled…

Marjorie Taylor Greene shrugging during press interview

Marjorie Taylor Greene Shocked to Discover President Can Drop Bombs Without Consulting Her Blog

Marjorie Taylor Greene lashed out after Trump bombed Iran without her permission, demanding peace, accountability, and possibly a return receipt.…

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Trump Mobile Rebrands ‘Made in USA’ as ‘Emotionally Manufactured in America’

Trump Blames Shrinking GDP on Economy “Taking a Nap”

Iran’s Nuclear Scientists File Restraining Order Against Donald Trump’s Ego

Democrats Furious Trump Said “F#*k” Without House Committee Approval

Trump Declares Ceasefire Between Israel and Iran, Blames Biden Just in Case

Supreme Court Says U.S. Can Deport Criminals to Random Countries, Must Fly Spirit

Trump Says He’s Too Successful for a Third Term, Opts for Reality TV Glory Instead

MAGA Claims Only They Can Legally Have Conspiracy Theories

Marjorie Taylor Greene Shocked to Discover President Can Drop Bombs Without Consulting Her Blog

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