Tag: Donald Trump

Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.

Timeline of Coca-Cola bottles from 1899 to 1957
Business

Coca-Cola to Release ‘Founders Formula’ After Trump Suggests Original Recipe Was “Peak Capitalism”

After a Trump Truth Social post praising the 1886 Coca-Cola recipe, the soda giant announces…

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President Trump speaks to reporters on White House lawn with Marine One in background
Politics

Trump: “We Have Zero Inflation, Zero Border Crossings, and Zero Epstein Clients. You’re Welcome.”

Trump says there are zero Epstein clients, zero inflation, and zero illegal crossings. “That’s not…

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Donald Trump sits with arms crossed at Oval Office desk
Politics

Trump Disavows Epstein Truthers: “I Only Want the Support of Gullible Idiots Who Don’t Read or Think”

Trump calls Epstein story a Democrat hoax, declares he no longer wants the support of…

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Donald Trump standing with eyes closed at White House prayer luncheon
Religion

Faith Office Lunch Derails After Trump Declares Himself New Apostle

Trump shocked religious leaders at a White House luncheon by proclaiming himself the 13th Apostle,…

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Donald Trump glares behind Jerome Powell during a press conference
Finance

Trump Says Powell’s Office Upgrade Is ‘Fireable Offense’ — Also Demands Gold Toilet in White House Bathrooms

Trump calls Powell’s $2.5B Fed remodel a fireable offense, then demands a gold toilet and…

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Pile of emergency food rations awaiting destruction under Trump administration order
Politics

Trump Administration to Burn Emergency Rations, Cites Risk of ‘Feeding Future Terrorists With Good American Biscuits’

Trump orders the destruction of 500 tons of emergency food. USAID is gone, replaced by…

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Charlie Kirk speaks on his podcast, addressing the Epstein controversy
Politics

Charlie Kirk Declares Himself ‘Done Talking About Epstein,’ Receives Treat and Head Pat from Trump

After ranting about Epstein all weekend, Charlie Kirk suddenly ends discussion following a phone call…

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Donald Trump, Melania, Jeffrey Epstein, and Ghislaine Maxwell pose at an event
Law

Congress Declares Epstein Files ‘Too Real,’ Switches to Investigating UFOs and Taylor Swift Instead

Ghislaine Maxwell offers to testify on Epstein’s clients, but GOP leaders table the issue to…

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Donald Trump speaks with foreign leaders during a White House meeting
Politics

176 Days into Trump’s Second Term and Still Blames Biden for His Inability to Find Obama’s Birth Certificate

Trump blames Biden for not locating Obama’s birth certificate, citing deep state filing cabinets and…

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Donald Trump and Pam Bondi address Epstein controversy.
Politics

Trump Declares ‘Epstein Never Existed,’ Cites New Memo ‘Written by God, Proofread by Jesus’

Trump shocks the world, declaring Epstein imaginary and blaming 5G towers, windmills, and beer for…

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President Trump and Melania at FIFA Final as crowd boos
Sports

Fans Boo President Trump at FIFA Final, He Orders Booing Section Deported to ‘Alligator Alcatraz’

After fans booed President Trump at the FIFA Club World Cup Final, he responded by…

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Donald Trump in a digitally edited Superman costume
Politics

Man of Steel, Diet of Arby’s — Trump Demands New Superman Film Depict Him Punching Taxes and Kicking Migrants

After backlash to the new Superman film, President Trump demands a version featuring himself punching…

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