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Tag: Donald Trump
Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.
White House Insists Trump Not Missing, Just Busy Cutting Epstein Island Ribbon for ‘Trump Youth Jobs Program’
Trump’s disappearance wasn’t a health scare — it was a ribbon-cutting ceremony for the new…
Border Patrol Arrests Firefighters for Being Illegal, Fire Itself Still at Large
Two firefighters were arrested for immigration violations while the 9,000-acre Bear Gulch Fire kept burning.…
Soros Family Accused of Running Protest Cartel, Allegedly Controlling 85% of American Chant Supply
Trump has demanded RICO charges against George and Alex Soros, accusing them of running a…
Trump Pushes for U.S. to Buy 10% Stake in Cracker Barrel: “America Needs More Biscuit Futures”
Trump wants America to take a 10% stake in Cracker Barrel just like Intel. In…
Not a Dictator, Trump Clarifies, “Just a Guy With Excellent Common Sense About Martial Law”
Trump swears he’s not a dictator, just a man with flawless instincts about martial law,…
Trump Declares War on Flag Burners, Accidentally Torches First Amendment Instead
Trump has declared war on flag burners, but the First Amendment may burn him back.…
After Hoax Shooter Post and Empty Rally, Nancy Mace Concludes Biggest Threat to South Carolina Is Herself
Nancy Mace’s campaign imploded faster than her own tweets. After boosting a hoax shooter story…
Trump Blames Wind Turbines for Screwworm Parasite Case: “The Bugs Get Dizzy, Fall on People”
The CDC says screwworm parasites came from Guatemala, but Trump insists they were “launched off…
Trump Promises to “Fix Chicago,” Starts by Selling Red Hats That Say “Chicago Loves Trump”
Trump claims African-American women begged him to “fix Chicago,” unveiling imaginary red hats as proof…
Trump: ‘Intel Gave Me 10%. Now I Want the Other 90% of Their Secrets’
Trump claimed victory after America purchased 10% of Intel. Then he demanded the remaining 90%,…
Maxwell’s DOJ Interview Released: Reads Like Netflix Pilot That Forgot Its Own Plot
Maxwell’s DOJ interview was hyped as explosive. Instead, it played like a canceled Netflix series…
FBI Labels Bolton ‘National Security Threat,’ Trump Labels Museum Gift Shop ‘Deep State Trap’ as America Enters Raid Season
FBI hits Bolton, Trump raids museums, and pandas may be next — America’s new season…
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