Tag: Donald Trump

Donald Trump, America’s most famous fast-food philosopher and part-time golf course monarch, continues to redefine politics as a reality show no one asked for but everyone can’t stop watching. From courtroom reruns to campaign promises that sound like late-night infomercials, The Folly Times covers every twist, tantrum, and tweet-worthy moment. If it involves Trump, expect equal parts chaos, comedy, and cholesterol.

Smoke billowing from destroyed electronics factory in Ukraine after Russian missile strike
World

Russia Bombs US-Owned Factory in Ukraine, Trump Calls It “Strong Negotiating Energy”

Days after shaking hands in Alaska, Putin sent missiles at an American-owned factory in Ukraine.…

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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem speaks in front of border wall construction.
Politics

New Black Border Wall Expected To Reach 500 Degrees, Finally Gives America World’s Largest Outdoor George Foreman Grill

DHS says painting the border wall black will stop migrants from climbing, but critics point…

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Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelensky meeting in the Oval Office
Politics

Zelensky Thanks Trump Four Times in a Row Just to Avoid Provoking JD Vance Again

After a tense February exchange, Zelensky uses “gratitude strategy” while staff distract JD Vance with…

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Official vote-by-mail ballot envelope on a table
Politics

Trump Vows to End Mail-In Voting, Says America Should “Return to Hand-Carved Wooden Ballots Like the Founders Used”

Trump pushes for ancient voting methods as part of new effort to eliminate mail-in ballots…

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Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelensky meeting in the Oval Office
Politics

Trump Praises Zelensky’s “Very Classy Black Suit,” Says War Could Have Ended Months Ago “If He Dressed Like This Sooner”

Trump says Ukraine war could end with better fashion choices as Zelensky rolls his eyes…

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Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin walking together near Air Force One
U.S.

Trump Thanks Putin for Leadership Tips on “Cleaning Up” Washington: “Your Work in Chechnya Was Inspirational”

Trump calls Putin’s methods “efficient and tasteful” after DC arrests skyrocket

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Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky pointing during a press conference
World

After Putin Summit, Trump Invites Zelenskyy to D.C. for “Peace Meeting” — Zelenskyy Responds: “Sure, But Make It Maui.”

After Alaska talks with Putin, Trump moves on to “step two” and immediately hits a…

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B-2 bomber and fighter jets fly over airbase during Trump and Putin arrival
U.S.

Trump Orders Stealth Bomber to “Turn Off the Stealth” So Putin Can Appreciate How Cool It Looks

Alaska summit begins with bomber flyover and polite Russian nod

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Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump facing each other during a meeting.
World

Putin Expected to Let Trump ‘Win’ First Round of Moose Racing to Boost Morale

Leaders chase a feel-good photo finish while real talks wait at the gate.

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Donald Trump speaking at a podium with a painting in the background.
Business

Intel Surges After Trump Says Government Will “Draft It in the First Round”

Trump treats the stock market like the NFL Draft, and Intel just went first overall.

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Split image of Edward Coristine speaking in a suit and sitting shirtless, bloodied after alleged assault.
Law

Trump Federalizes DC Police Days After ‘Big Balls’ Beating, Conspiracy Theorists Smell a MAGA-Staged Masterpiece

After ‘Big Balls’ was beaten in DC, Trump took control of the police in record…

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Visitors viewing historical exhibits inside the Smithsonian museum in Washington, D.C.
Politics

White House to Smithsonian: ‘Remove Anything That Makes America Look Bad, Like Slavery, Prohibition, or the 2020 Election Results’

The White House orders Smithsonian curators to remove any exhibits that “make America look bad,”…

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